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A spaceship simulator in a caravan. Everyone dies.

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@konichiwakitty @CharlesYarnold @WGWGothWeekend Move along, citizen.

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@Paulxthompson Sadly not this year cadet. Maybe next if people would like us to attend.

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We reject most of these claims.

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There have been rumours that we are "not spaceworthy" or that our crew are "wildly incompetent".

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Rumours of our demise have been greatly exaggerated. Currently in atmo dock undergoing an MCP upgrade. Training flights will resume soon.

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@louisawarren Hello Cadet, our comms lines are disrupted at the moment, what was your hail regarding?

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@medwaymakers Any news cadets? Still interested if we can get into your dry dock!

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@medwaymakers Excellent cadet. We will also need 2 ton of refined uranium and a cup of tea, earl grey, hot.

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@medwaymakers Regulations state I must clarify that they was a genuine request for towing, not a euphemism. Our tow shuttle was destroyed.

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@medwaymakers We are checking our docking sheets and test firing thrusters. Would you know of anyone able to tow us into your space port?

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@JoeThreepwood night is a bit flexible at the moment, Mostly Mondays at the moment Cadet. Tweet us if your thinking of coming down one week

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@britsbestbuilds hey! We built a spaceship out of a caravan! Come check us out!

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@garethbriggs We will be taking bookings at the event, but spaces will fill up quickly as we can only take 4 teams an hour max. Good luck!

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Not had a chance to explode in space yet? Come see us at the @V_and_A lates this Friday!

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#ClockMincer #Revealed #Soon #Space #Clocks #Mincing

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@RShinSH send an email to [email protected] and we will send you further details cadet!

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@RShinSH Roger that cadet, will stand by for further updates and prepare your death cer... enrolment forms...

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@RShinSH Actually we would prefer a crew who haven't played before, would love to have you train with us if you can!

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Are you and 2 other crew mates willing to be on camera and face a new challenge in space this Sunday 4-7pm? Let us know! #ClockMincer