Lucas Heiberger

200 followers or bust!

[Lucas Heiberger @LHeiberger]

@isaaclausen : Anybody wanna pregame for La Juas?

*hands out Tums*

[KamberlynLamer @KamberlynLamer]

Everyone please help spread the word so if we can’t fix it for me then let’s try to make it right for other athletes in the future. It’s messed up to punish me for something I had no control of. @NAIA please give me my chance I worked hard for! #LetHerCompete

[Lucas Heiberger @LHeiberger]

Oh, btw, I'm taking a year off from Twitter. Probs should've said something about 8 months ago. #sorry

[Lucas Heiberger @LHeiberger]

I can write a mean intro and conclusion paragraph to a paper.. but thats about it...

[Lucas Heiberger @LHeiberger]

I just told like 80 freshmen during an off-the-cuff orientation panel to live by the motto "Give it the old college try!" #WhatHaveIDone

[Lucas Heiberger @LHeiberger]

Nothing like driving to the store only to realize you forgot your wallet...

[Lucas Heiberger @LHeiberger]

Just when you thought your hour was gonna be productive, Google gives you a turntable... #poof #hourgone

[Lucas Heiberger @LHeiberger]

Sometime during the summer I started tucking in my shirt, growing a beard, and going to bed early...

This must be old age. 👴🏼

[Lucas Heiberger @LHeiberger]

When you discover night mode twitter:

[Lucas Heiberger @LHeiberger]

@scook121 Dang it... I was confused about your tweet for like an hour. Just now got it... sigh...

[Lucas Heiberger @LHeiberger]

Coming hope for summer vacation like:

[Lucas Heiberger @LHeiberger]

Are they my friends?

Example 59:
Sing "We are Farmers". If they respond with "bum ba-dum bum bum bum bum", they are indeed your friends.

[Lucas Heiberger @LHeiberger]

My dog just discovered how "fun" it is to step on the backs of my flip flops... 😒🐶 #MansBestFriend

[Lucas Heiberger @LHeiberger]

@ClarkHaugen Nor the second! 😂

[Lucas Heiberger @LHeiberger]

Am I doing this right?
Step 1: Bike 22 miles 🚴🏼
Step 2: Eat @tacobell 🌮
#GoodRide #GreatReward

[Lucas Heiberger @LHeiberger]

Dear citizens,
I know it's tempting, but please refrain from putting baseballs in the toilet!
Thanks,
Your Neighborhood Parks Guy

[Lucas Heiberger @LHeiberger]

Is there anything worse than firework advertisements?? 🎆😒
#BLBLBLBLACKJACK #shutUp

[Lucas Heiberger @LHeiberger]

For all you aspiring mustache owners:
DO NOT blow bubble gum bubbles. 👨🏼➕🍬= 🚫
#takeItFromMe

[Lucas Heiberger @LHeiberger]

I think I may be on my once-in-a-lifetime "shoot the trash in the garbage" streak. I honestly don't think I've missed in weeks! #itsABigDeal

[Lucas Heiberger @LHeiberger]

If I've learned one thing from Harry Potter, it's that there's no post on Sundays.
#harrypotter