#MacMondays consists of us giving away a whole 20” Mac & Cheese pie & you retweeting for a chance at winning said pie. One winner, randomly chosen tomorrow morning. Retweet away!😏 #IansPizza
*Midwesterner when it’s -5 degrees out*
Their brain:
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Them:
If it wasn’t for this wind it’d be pretty nice out
To all the Democrats just elected to the House,
Congratulations! Great job!
Now use that power. Don't play nice. Don't "extend a hand across the aisle." Don't compromise your principles.
Expose these fuckers and protect democracy.
Sincerely,
The people who put you there
𝐹𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹𝓁𝓎 𝓅𝓈𝒶 𝓉𝑜 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝒷𝑜𝓎𝓈:
US GIRLS LITERALLY BLEED UNCONTROLLABLY FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT IMAGINE IF YOUR DICK BLED FOR A WEEK AND YOU HAD TO MANAGE WORK SLEEP SPORTS SHOWERING ECT WEARING A MINI ADULT DIAPER UNTIL YOUR MID 50S WOMEN ARE SUPERHUMANS ok that’s all!