Alex L

My opinions are subject to prosecution

[Alex L @LilHeartAttack]

Today's the day I'm finally gonna break through and make it!

[Alex L @LilHeartAttack]

@Card_Slayer819 @jcutlersburner Potentially, I’ll let you know!

[Alex L @LilHeartAttack]

@Card_Slayer819 @jcutlersburner $300

[Alex L @LilHeartAttack]

@jcutlersburner *correction: Zidane pictured above, $300

This Butra /199 here for $30:

[Alex L @LilHeartAttack]

@jcutlersburner Shipped (US)
Romario /49 - $90
Bale /50 - $100
Butra /199 - $30
Beckham /25 Redemption - $600 (can ship w/ code unscratched, can message code, reveal on FaceTime, up to buyer)

[Alex L @LilHeartAttack]

@tallGOPgamerguy @Topps Do you seriously think that I think that I could handle him? Handle all of that? No. I can’t.

How about you stick to playing video games while he goes on real life missions taking out real life bad guys and bad girls. Nerds keep trying to act like jocks nowadays 🤣🤣.

[Alex L @LilHeartAttack]

@tallGOPgamerguy @Topps I don’t think you know what, especially who, you’re talking about, “pal”. Not only is this man single handedly saving the hobby, you would be ashamed to know how much of a beta you are compared to him. He used to be a special operator in a unit that is so secret. Super secret.

[Alex L @LilHeartAttack]

Hehe I found a sexy babe that also thinks Dobbie deserved to die.

#SmokeOnThatDobbiePack #SpinTheBlock

[Alex L @LilHeartAttack]

@coryrssll No but thanks for asking

[Alex L @LilHeartAttack]

@coryrssll Honestly can’t believe I dropped two references and a dingbat in this one and still didn’t get any acknowledgment

[Alex L @LilHeartAttack]

@coryrssll You’re telling me some dingbat who probably can’t even techdeck is sitting in seat 1K right now? Why’d you decide to miss your flight?

[Alex L @LilHeartAttack]

@coryrssll I think he’s back in 2022??????

[MAKE OUT HILL - XXX @xxxtentacion]

@LILHEARTATTACK wya

[Alex L @LilHeartAttack]

@coryrssll

[Alex L @LilHeartAttack]

@coryrssll No he’s a 45 year old swinger (my actual boss, great character piece)

[Alex L @LilHeartAttack]

@coryrssll Love interest: two hip teens
Main character: normal guy who lost his normal job
Wild card: crack head cig ripper
Boss: milk bag, slightly perverted
Comedic relief: pizza maker wanna be rapper
Fool: girl with cat and dog tats, loves crystals and horoscopes

[Alex L @LilHeartAttack]

Pregnant stomaches are gross and I will never get pregnant because of that. That’s just unnatural.

[Alex L @LilHeartAttack]

Curse my dark nips poppin through my top

[Alex L @LilHeartAttack]

@coryrssll 🙏🙏no doubt fam it’s lit like that sometimes but it’s just so hard for us to be a good person to the world we have. I’m not a fan of a scorpion or a dog but that’s what a man can drink.

I finished that out with auto fill and I’m pretty satisfied with the result.

[Alex L @LilHeartAttack]

@coryrssll It’s all about the angle