𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁?
𝘽𝙍𝙍𝙍𝙍𝙍𝙧𝙧𝙧𝙧𝙩𝙩𝙩𝙥𝙥 𝘽𝙍𝙍𝙇𝙇𝙐𝙍𝙍𝙍𝙇𝙍𝙍𝙐𝙐𝙐𝙋𝙋𝙋
Some people are saying they caught a whiff of everyone's favorite, filthy, fart ripping squirrel being back again.
So keep your nose up, and find her.
If you can handle the smell.
𝘖𝘩 𝘮𝘺... 𝘐𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘢 𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘤𝘦...
Lucky for you, I like it.
So go on 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗯 𝗶𝘁.
I love all your kneading hands pulling for attention.
But uhh... You might wanna plug me up quick cause...
𝙋𝙋𝙁𝙁𝙁𝙁𝙁𝙏𝙏𝘽𝘽𝘽𝙁𝙏𝙏𝘽𝘽𝘽
The Triad of Terror . . .
She forgets how easily he can store his gas. Stockpiling it for her dismay.
Don’t expect her to not just act normal during their little night out then.
She might need a few out of costume breaks so he can help her with her “ growing issue “ ~
No pre-game?
Uhhh
Bit too late for that
He’s been loading up on beans, eggs and beers and holding it all in for the last few days
He wanted to make it special…
That benefit being her face being swamped by his massive meat-mounds and feasting off of what comes out of it?
She can’t say no to that.
Just- have him promise that maybe not to pre-game before they go out.
Dealing with his alcoholic gas makes her weak to her knees~
Of course he does
Although it’d look more like a giraffe than a horse…
But still! It was going to be a really cute couples halloween costume with a reaaallllyyy nice benefit to it…
He wouldn’t have to wear any pants~
She thought he was joking about that!
They both won’t even last an hour in that suit. The heat would be to much, even for Magik.
Not to mention the absolute brutal gassy blowout they’ll cause inside.
And let her guess— does he wanna be the head of the horse . . ?
Magik’s Type?
The Jealous Kind~ The ones that get super mad and upset when she’s not given them the slightest attention, care and love to them and rather sharing the ‘ wealth ‘ with everyone else 🤭
To ensure people understand the severity of the current blight on our city, we have created this video to show you what your final moments will be if you do not heed our warnings.
𝑳𝑶𝑪𝑲 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑫𝑶𝑶𝑹𝑺 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑾𝑰𝑵𝑫𝑶𝑾𝑺
ohhh, that’s all your fault, baby.~ eating my ass in my sleep isn’t a very good idea unless you want your breath reeking of shit even in the morning.~
my farts will be a delicious breakfast for you, just make sure to not brush your teeth.~ I like to smell the bitches I mark.~
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Let’s just say that 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫
𝐍𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐞 busy today,
handling some sessions on 𝐓𝐕. 📺
Hopefully no one was watching
that channel because it had
some extremely naughty content
being showed.
Meeting with 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐓𝐕.
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POV:
𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐧𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐚 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟
𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐍𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐚’𝐬 𝐨𝐰𝐧
𝐫𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦?
What did your camera catch, and
this happened while you were
working or inside of your room?
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