Lind

highly caffeinated and not entirely sane.

[Lind @LINDSEYRO]

I know people are mad, but it kinda makes sense that politicians get vaccinated first. The white house is essentially a nursing home.

[Alisun Jane @AlisunJane]

#WhyINeverInvitePeopleOver because pants

[Lind @LINDSEYRO]

"did you mean to do that?" - me whenever i see someone with more than 2 kids

[Lind @LINDSEYRO]

Accurate depiction of the MTA.

[Lind @LINDSEYRO]

@Don_Kijote617 Yo this looks very fun

[Lind @LINDSEYRO]

me: give me attention!

me in 5 min: leave me alone!

[Lind @LINDSEYRO]

biggest disappointment of 2019 so far is finding out katy perry is singing "feels" and not "fish".

[Lind @LINDSEYRO]

@BuzzFeed 5th grade, got too excited raising my hand.

[Lind @LINDSEYRO]

my favorite part of xmas so far would have to be my cousin's bf picking the dirty version of heads up. and watching my aunt frantically describe the word "nipple."

[Lind @LINDSEYRO]

my parents every time they hear a male name: oh! why don't you date him?!

they want me to date trevor now (the man who sold them a car yesterday).

[Lind @LINDSEYRO]

my body: i'm tired.
me: here's some coffee!

body: i'm hungry.
me: ooo coffee can help that too.

body: thirsty?
me: COFFEEEE

[Lind @LINDSEYRO]

to people i don't know: yeah, i still have some christmas shopping to do.

to people i know: I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO KNIT IN SO LITTLE TIME.

[Lind @LINDSEYRO]

prob gonna name my first born Collab.

[Lind @LINDSEYRO]

guys in case i ever die in a car accident and i'm not wearing a seat belt, it's not cause i'm an idiot i was just taking off my jacket.

[Lind @LINDSEYRO]

😭😭😭

[James Corden @JKCorden]

Holy shit. This commercial.

[Lind @LINDSEYRO]

when i close a lot of tabs/worksheets at the end of the day this plays in my head. 🎵die MF die MF die🎵

https://t.co/EfX2Sj2Nat

[Lind @LINDSEYRO]

shaking hands with people i already know gives me the heebie jeebies.

[Lind @LINDSEYRO]

some people make walking look so hard. why you gotta flail like that?

[Lind @LINDSEYRO]

whenever my boss asks me how i am or how it's going and i say "good" he goes "really?!" and i just don't know what to make of it.

[Lind @LINDSEYRO]

a friendship haiku:

we used to be friends.
then i saw you throw out bread.
now we are not friends.