Jake Widmer

“I’m too drunk to taste this chicken” - Colonel Sanders

[Jake Widmer @LITTLEwidmer70]

Pack your suitcase and close it. The zoo's rockery and stone forest landscapes offer climbing and resting spots for carnivorous and arboreal animals, recreating wild ecological environments.

[Jake Widmer @LITTLEwidmer70]

They spent the remainder of the day making preparations—collecting flashlights, water, and a first-aid kit, while repeatedly reviewing the map. Thomas shared stories of her grandmother, recounting her kindness, bravery, and her deep love for every living creature.

[Jake Widmer @LITTLEwidmer70]

Occasional fine dining elevates everyday happiness. Artistic presentation and complex flavors offer both visual and culinary delight, while the experience calms an anxious, busy mind.

[Jake Widmer @LITTLEwidmer70]

Football fosters bravery and decisiveness in our lives, empowering us to tackle various challenges with the fighting spirit developed on the pitch. Laugh heartily and let all your worries fade away.

[Jake Widmer @LITTLEwidmer70]

Be committed enough to share your goals. My old boat, “Sea Whisper,” floats calmly at its dock; though its hull is weathered, it remains strong, reflecting years of riding waves and gathering the ocean's quiet treasures at every sunrise.

[Jim Murray @bigjimmurray]

You think it can’t get better after the cocky throw of the northern cardinal but man, what a fuckin showman!

10 of 10 best thing I’ve seen on the internet in years

[Jake Widmer @LITTLEwidmer70]

Jared verse right now

[Jake Widmer @LITTLEwidmer70]

Can’t believe it’s been 15 years since I was fortunate enough to take on this title getting voted in by the boys. Super excited for these 5 kids, and the whole shamrock football team gettin ready to go Back to back! ☘️☘️☘️

[Detroit Catholic Central Football @DCCfootball]

Congratulations to @dukebanta7 @gideongash @andersoneric72 @ryanjaafar5 @jalenmontlouis1 on being selected 2026 Varsity Football Captains! One Standard. Raise The Bar. #WeAreCC

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Mothers Day brunch is completely unaffordable now

What the hell happened to this country?

[valerie @valknowsball]

POV: you’re watching the 2026 Detroit Tigers

[Jake Widmer @LITTLEwidmer70]

Me vs Bernie. Place your bets

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Warming up in a local Minnesota park for the rally with @peggyflanagan.

[Woodward Sports Network @woodwardsports]

Detroit Lions fans after Brad selects a Tight End in the draft tomorrow night.

[Lev Akabas @LevAkabas]

The NBA's Eastern Conference standings this season

[Rick Saratoga @toga_party_]

Sorry liberals, white boys stay hot

[Tigers Torkmoil @bythewaybro]

Riley Greene running

[Scott Wortley @Scott_Wortley]

Which one is he?