Slambrogio Says

The only thing quicker than my legs are my jokes // OFFICIAL LJ AMBROGIO PARODY ACCOUNT // #twod's

[Kappa Alpha Theta @UConnTheta]

HEY YOU! For every retweet this gets Uconn Theta will donate $0.25 to @HuskyTHON in hopes of raising $25,000 in 24 hours! #FTK

[Ian @cheeseNflackers]

For every RT this gets between now and midnight I'll donate $0.50 to @HuskyTHON for 24-25-26, you'll destroy my bank account while I study!

[Jose Brocero @Brose_Jocero]

Ok guys let's do this. For every RT this gets, I'll donate $.50 to HuskyTHON. Anything FTK

Lord have mercy on my bank account

[Slambrogio Says @LJAmbrogio]

Luke: "I fucked your sister."
LJ: "Nice I've been trying to do that for years!"

[ADP Money&Banking @ADFL1832]

Ambrogio is expected to miss 6-12 weeks with what we are being told is a non-sex related high ankle sprain. Ambrogio is doubtful for week 1

[Tito @TGone14]

4 months till St. Patricks Day

[LJ @Slambrogio]

@chickswithnicks @LJAmbrogio I've created a monster cause no one wants to see Marshall no more they want shady I'm chopped liver

[Slambrogio Says @LJAmbrogio]

I get a lot of mannerisms from kids I counseled at camp.

[Chris Jordan @airchrisjordan]

Honestly if you have a phone interview and don't do it naked, you're a sucker. Gives you confidence in spades #ihateskype #downwithskype

[Slambrogio Says @LJAmbrogio]

What the fuck is this DJ Lunch Break? This guy sucks #theranch

[Slambrogio Says @LJAmbrogio]

The town of Simsbury was named because during the prohibition era the people were not allowed to play the Sims games and had to bury them.

[Slambrogio Says @LJAmbrogio]

Mid pregame: "Do you guys want to see me play with some knives?!"

[Slambrogio Says @LJAmbrogio]

George: "Like 2% of people would hate your jokes." LJ: "Yea, terminal cancer patients...that doesnt offend anyone, right?"

[Slambrogio Says @LJAmbrogio]

"I'm not familiar but I'd imagine it sounds like two loud hits and a 'cuh-clang' sound." -LJ on the female orgasm

[Slambrogio Says @LJAmbrogio]

Happy move in week everyone

[LJ @Slambrogio]

These pancakes are turning out pretty crepey

[Slambrogio Says @LJAmbrogio]

The quest is treacherous and taxing, but only one path exists that rewards it's pursuers with #nut

[Slambrogio Says @LJAmbrogio]

I stick to a strict diet of eating protein, fruits, vegetables, and your bitch.

[LJ @Slambrogio]

I should get down to the root of my irrational fear of radicals #ihalfthepower

[LJ @Slambrogio]

Although our letters may be different, we're still gonna beat Colombia #fratwagon