My puppy, who eats cat poo, just stuck her snoot in my armpit and let out a grossed out gagging huff.
Ok, geeze, your highness, I'll shower.
In my defence, I am usually a lesser breed of swamp creature, but our sewer backed up last week and washing has been ...complicated
Things that will be hilarious very soon but aren't yet: My puppy panic peed in our bedroom and tap danced all over it. Because she bit a hot pepper, which she got out of her treats bag (we took a walk to the garden earlier). She's learned to open it to serve herself treats
I've waited ALL WEEK to swatch these Sleah paints, o I could share them live. The sacrifices we akey for content...
https://t.co/5VPA7YYbat
#handmadepaint