Luke davis

[Ryan @ryan3levis]

My favourite thing about the darts is the fact that if you throw 3 perfect darts, you have to throw 6 more perfect ones or else some fella dressed as a banana is gonna boo you and call you shite. Sport of kings.

[Cameron Menzies @CameronMenzies]

Working before the world's. What a joy 🤣🤣🤣

[Luke davis @LJD_Davis]

You’re a real gangsta if you can cut onion without crying

[Luke davis @LJD_Davis]

@fesshole Sounds like a lot of people in these comments think tradies only ever have one job on at a time and you want them to drop absolutely everything for your job

[Luke Dutch @LukeDutchh]

You just had to be there man

[Luke davis @LJD_Davis]

@_antfrost Had they been working class they also would’ve been done for the murder by now.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

10 year old wants to gamble? Illegal
10 year old wants to smoke? Illegal
10 year old wants a tattoo? Illegal
10 year old wants alcohol? Illegal

10 year old wants gender castration and mutilation? “Stunning and brave”

[Luke davis @LJD_Davis]

Fucking muppets. Complete joke

[Luke davis @LJD_Davis]

@Russ_Kent22 @jamjamjoe321 @KRichardsonMMA @SouthlandPost I’ll try simplify it for you. I steal a 100$ note. I pick up 70$ of groceries. I pay using a 100$ bill (I now have no money in my hand). You give me 70$ of goods (I have 70$ now). Out of the 100$ note I gave you give me 30$. 30$ plus 70$ (of goods) = 100$

[Luke davis @LJD_Davis]

@Russ_Kent22 @jamjamjoe321 @KRichardsonMMA @SouthlandPost Can’t argue with your stupidity 🤷‍♂️. The answer is still 100$

[Luke davis @LJD_Davis]

🤨

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

International Women Of Courage Award goes to a biological male

[Luke davis @LJD_Davis]

@beardmeatsfood @sarah_atkin @NoContextBrits Where is ?

[Luke davis @LJD_Davis]

@Callux 🤷‍♂️

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My dog follows me to the bathroom when I go to the toilet. After I wipe, sometimes I let him sniff the tissue before it goes in the bowl. It's my way of saying thank you for the company. He always gives a little wag when I do.

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

Days into the tournament, Saudi Arabia pulled off one of the World Cup's biggest ever shocks when they humbled Lionel Messi's Argentina 2-1.

As pints of mint tea rained down at Boxpark Riyadh, things went up a notch in the countryside...

[Luke davis @LJD_Davis]

@BigLez67 Shadow box and look the sun in the eye les. Show who’s boss

[Luke davis @LJD_Davis]

@ladbible Micky Flanagan

[Luke davis @LJD_Davis]

@NoContextBrits Stellaaaaaa