LJ

Just here for the food

[LJ @LJP5136]

@H08BIT 18

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Was playing with a glowstick in my mouth, chomping down on it like a cigar. Suddenly it ruptured and the chemical tasting glowing liquid dripped down my chin and shirt. I looked like a vampire feeding on a radioactive smurf.

[LJ @LJP5136]

Spent the day at Heckington Windmill, where I grew up. Amazing to see my family history so beautifully attached to this museum. Something I definitely did not appreciate growing up.

What an amazing piece of history sat right here in Lincolnshire.

A great brewery too!

[Hamish Falconer MP @HFalconerMP]

Important travel advice update for British nationals currently in or due to travel through the Middle East ⬇️

[LJ @LJP5136]

@iD_Mobile_UK hey, why are new customer deals better than upgrades?

If I leave and rejoin I can get a much better deal, which seems a bit silly really.

[LJ @LJP5136]

@NetflixUK The Beast in Me was sublime.

I’m a huge fan of Claire Danes from my obsession with Homeland, but Carrie has now become Aggie.

Don’t get me started on the magnificent Matthew Rhys- who nailed the psychopath role like he was born for it.

Watch it. I insist.

[LJ @LJP5136]

This is absolutely appalling- who does this?!

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Couples who say that snuggling up and reading the same book at the same time together is romantic have never actually tried it. It's infuriating. My boyfriend reads so slowly. By the time he finishes one page, I could have read three. Nah, individual reading only from now on.

[LJ @LJP5136]

@NotFarLeftAtAll He has a lot of kids, he’s gotta be good at the chat up lines for sure?!

[LJ @LJP5136]

@marksandspencer Thank you!

[LJ @LJP5136]

@marksandspencer hello, I bought a pair of trousers, worn and washed once and just noticed when I put them in today (and got to the office) they’re like this: can I return even after wearing as they look terrible and unwearable?!

[LJ @LJP5136]

@AnnekaRice happy birthday!

[LJ @LJP5136]

@seanmatthewsRUK Until people thought that the house was a visitor centre, and would walk in on us having breakfast. My mum would often make random Americans (who loved our Edwardian style house) a cup of tea, wouldn’t they @peterpocko!

[LJ @LJP5136]

@seanmatthewsRUK The brewery used to be a coal packing shed. It was my great grandfather that bought the top of the mill, the sails, at a market in Boston. He then bought the storm damaged mill and made it the 8 sailed mill it is today. I grew up in the house that is now the cafe!

[Robert. @robertpage1949]

@Nigel_Farage All your employees rights, and I do mean ALL!
Inc holiday pay, maternity leave, minimum wage, pension, employment protection , right to strike are made possible by a labour government.
Reform would take these rights away.

[LJ @LJP5136]

@Nigel_Farage What’s your plans for the NHS?! Come on, be transparent.

[LJ @LJP5136]

@JamesCleverly This isnt it.

[LJ @LJP5136]

@LozzaFox @waitrose Dear Lozza,

Your statement is wrong. Copied from another person who posted this and generated by chat GPT. Please advise that you’re not researching your rants and fact checking or using A.I. prior to posting- we have a right to know.

[LJ @LJP5136]

@KatiePrice finally getting the love she deserves!!

[LJ @LJP5136]

@danielnadine I came for this comment and weirdly I really like the song…

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Genuine question to reform or Tory voters.

Which of these rights don't you want?