Please consider donating a pint of blood from today thru May 20th in memory of my son Ryan - May 19th is his 10th heavenly anniversary. #RyanCook10yrMemoralBlood Drive
@jimmyfallon So when my husband and I got engaged, a family member sent us an awesome gift! “Marriage counseling cassette tapes” on how to not get divorced! #WorstGiftEver
@NHL you all suck - bought subscription to NHL network, can’t watch Penguins because of blackout restrictions. Bought subscription to ESPN+, no coverage of Penguins because of blackout restrictions. No games on NBCSN - what the hell? #FIXITNOW
@FrontierCare you suck. Instruments on aircraft are designed to get you up and over the fog - sissy asses! Now we are stuck in beautiful ghetto Trenton for I don’t know how long!