LJs

Writer. Reader. Editor. Hoosier. Kentucky. New Yorker. Pie baker. Really terrible jogger. I will pet your dog and talk to you about space & dinosaurs.

[LJs @LJsThinks]

I'm helping Taran cut her library down to a manageable size by entering to win a signed copy of Immortality Thief! https://t.co/z9CVvxmzZs

[LJs @LJsThinks]

@DustinGrowick Marry 🧅
Fuck 🫑
Kill 🥕

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[LJs @LJsThinks]

I don’t even have words.

[Min Jin Lee @minjinlee11]

Our bodies are not designed to absorb and process this much violence, loss, and grief.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

There is no such thing as being “pro-life” while supporting laws that let children be shot in their schools, elders in grocery stores, worshippers in their houses of faith, survivors by abusers, or anyone in a crowded place.

It is an idolatry of violence. And it must end.

[Amanda Gorman @TheAmandaGorman]

It takes a monster to kill children. But to watch monsters kill children again and again and do nothing isn’t just insanity—it’s inhumanity.

[LJs @LJsThinks]

@SenatorBraun DO SOMETHING. Give up your $1,249,967 in NRA blood money and ACTUALLY PROTECT OUR KIDS, you coward.

[LJs @LJsThinks]

@SenToddYoung DO SOMETHING. YOU CAN ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING.

[taff. @thetribegoddess]

happy mother’s day to me as the eldest daughter

[LJs @LJsThinks]

Shout out to my demographic 🙏

[… @lurkmenistan69]

are u happy or are u the oldest sibling and also a girl

[donni saphire @donni]

Just invented a new kind of emotion… it’s when you’re calm but also insane

[LJs @LJsThinks]

In case anyone cares, he left me 2 bottles of wine in acknowledgment

[LJs @LJsThinks]

Left my 20something bro neighbor beer and a thank you note on his doorstep for dropping my packages at my door all year. We’re both on the 2nd floor of a walkup so he’s going up the stairs anyway, but it’s still super nice. Stay tuned to find out if this gesture is cool or creepy

[LJs @LJsThinks]

Update: the offering has been taken. His friends are over. Hopeful 🤘

[LJs @LJsThinks]

Why was I crying over the Super Bowl halftime show

[feminist next door @emrazz]

The reality is, if you’re a straight man who thinks periods are disgusting, shameful, or irrelevant to your life, you don’t see women as humans you see them as useful.

[LJs @LJsThinks]

Observing that most “I Survived”episodes involve boats or mountains

[SUE the T. rex @SUEtheTrex]

I hope this email finds you between long bouts of doubt and sorrow, tossing you to and fro, a greenhorn sailor on this formidable ship called life. Can you re-send me that Zoom invite?

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

On one hand she was 99 years 348 days old when she died. On the other hand she lived through 24 leap years, i.e. 24 extra days.

All I'm saying is mathematically, it arguably checks out that she lived 100 years and 7 days.
#restinpower #bettywhite

[LJs @LJsThinks]

I’m all in on #DadGeralt, it’s like the 90s solution of add a random child but it works @witchernetflxtv