Lolly

One sassy piece • decent beer connoisseur • PharmD • KΔ • fun at parties • trivia and chirps

[Lolly @LKGeezy]

@_eLizH2 Mouth full of Bloody Mary green beans 😂😂

[Lolly @LKGeezy]

The biggest flex I ever witnessed was when my brother came home on Mother’s Day morning with a black eye from a bar fight, didn’t acknowledge it, then asked when lunch would be ready.

[Lolly @LKGeezy]

You know you’re grown when you can’t go out the night after partying too hard. But I mean, THE NEXT NIGHT, for sure. Def down again. #postgrad #modifiedlitty

[Lolly @LKGeezy]

I told a patient to have a good day and he said “I’ll have whatever kind of day I damn well please” 🙃

[Lolly @LKGeezy]

I was like

[Lolly @LKGeezy]

Like HEAR THIS: refusing to face a reality you were involved in out of selfishness or pride does not elevate your status or self-interest. It’s the direct route to a dark heart and blocked blessings. Don’t be 30 and petty. GROW. 🌻

[Lolly @LKGeezy]

The hardest layer of personal growth to break through is showing respect for someone that doesn’t deserve it. That my friend, is #freedom and when you can lay down that type of humility, you receive passage to a whole new life 🤍

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

Apparently covid only spreads in bars and restaurants, not during street riots

[Lolly @LKGeezy]

Think you don’t need sunscreen? Get a UV image that shows the current sun damage of your face. A jaw will drop. Photoaging is no joke. #SPF me tf up.

[haley kathryn stout @HaleyyStout]

me flirting: let’s take a shot

[Lolly @LKGeezy]

Okay can we recognize that women who are not married at 26+ aren’t sad. We’re just not settling below our standards #realtalk #sayitwithyourchest

[Taylor Nealy @tayynealy]

alright imma just say it: RAW in lil old ruston louisiana has the best sushi i’ve ever tasted & i live & dine in shanghai

[Lolly @LKGeezy]

@emilyjune_ @killakate18 I miss pressing submit on that 2 page assignment that you typed entirely on your unsupported phone browser, 1 AM, while sipping a crown and coke, swerving the skeeze trying to get your number, and still boppin to Boosie

[Lolly @LKGeezy]

@itsamandacook I’ll have to compare notes 😅

[Lolly @LKGeezy]

@itsamandacook One in my phone starts out: It took me 3 years to realize I was cohabitating with a sociopath. This is what I learned:

[Cody Worsham @CodyWorsham]

Two years ago.

Hold That Tiger.

[Jacob Nave @jnay77]

It is physically impossible to root against Joe Burrow