Sean aka The Magic Carpet Ride

Co-host of LesserKnownPeople Podcast

[Sean aka The Magic Carpet Ride @LKP_Sean]

@LKPpodcast Apparently there is a club we can join for this - they have a club ring even, looks dope af:

[Sean aka The Magic Carpet Ride @LKP_Sean]

The ultimate bonding experience, the King Kong giant ape nips double-slide of love and unity -
two go in, and… two come out at the bottom, but at least you’re both wondering wtf just happened, TOGETHER
#kingkong #love #wtf #showmethemlongnips

[Lesser Known People @LKPpodcast]

Diogenes the cynic. Known pubic nudity, defecated, urinaiton, and masturbation. He also really hated Plato for some reason.

#NakedPhilosophy

[Sean aka The Magic Carpet Ride @LKP_Sean]

Men @LKPpodcast riddle me this, would you, could you, actually be stopped from watching porn?

[Lesser Known People @LKPpodcast]

My mind while playing Dead Space. Be scared, don't be scared, be scared, don't be scared, SCARED

[Sean aka The Magic Carpet Ride @LKP_Sean]

@LKPpodcast Only one. One testicle. The other left a long time ago, sick of his bullshit.

[Lesser Known People @LKPpodcast]

Tom Leykis is an older, fatter Andrew Tate. And, it is reported that he has a tiny, smelly testicle.

#podcast
#FORCEDORGASMS

[@LKP_BigCat @BigcatLkp]

This is the most metal album I’ve ever fucking heard.

[Sean aka The Magic Carpet Ride @LKP_Sean]

Breaking Biblical News!
Hulk Hogan may be a time-traveler. Or immortal.
Probably immortal.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

I'm worried sick that Donald Duck will be next.

[Lesser Known People @LKPpodcast]

For those of you that care, our "Avatar II - Shittiest Film Review" is available early on Patreon. Album art to follow.

[Sean aka The Magic Carpet Ride @LKP_Sean]

Heya guys @LKPpodcast @LKP_KYjelly @JMoneyLKP @BigcatLkp @lkp_conman
Think we can help adjudicate this seriously pressing matter?

[Sean aka The Magic Carpet Ride @LKP_Sean]

@LKPpodcast @BigcatLkp Seconded

[Sean aka The Magic Carpet Ride @LKP_Sean]

@JMoneyLKP Hahaha, it’s enough to make you wanna get back in camo and hide 🙈

[Sean aka The Magic Carpet Ride @LKP_Sean]

@LKPpodcast @lkp_conman @LKP_KYjelly He’s expanding, his button is expanding, and so is his buttonhole (fyi, I prefer the ambiguous “Bhole” verbiage); and so I say, maybe this whirlwind is blowing out of him, all orifices.

[Sean aka The Magic Carpet Ride @LKP_Sean]

@LKP_KYjelly Hear hear!

[Sean aka The Magic Carpet Ride @LKP_Sean]

Yo @JMoneyLKP, you do a lot of driving right? You ever spot this fucker before? We need to follow it to the source

[Sean aka The Magic Carpet Ride @LKP_Sean]

@LKPpodcast Mannn, I got lost out here in the wilderness… 🌳 🌳 love you @LKPpodcast!!!

[LKP_KyJelly @LKP_KYjelly]

BREAKING FOOTAGE: Pasadena tornado captured on film. Stay safe

[Sean aka The Magic Carpet Ride @LKP_Sean]

@LKPpodcast This fuckin guy, loves the trees, hates people - also heard he used to drink from the toilet (unflushed); the truth will not set everyone free!