Luke Kalamar

I'm a human. I breathe, eat, and enjoy entertainment. I also have arms. With hands.

[Luke Kalamar @LKalamar]

@_modelmorg JUUUUUUUUUUUN

[Luke Kalamar @LKalamar]

@TheTayHale @deadskullxxx @survivoricons Genuinely some of the worst people ever cast, painful to watch.

Fucking awesome redemption arc though 👑

[Luke Kalamar @LKalamar]

I can’t wait to see what the new voice cast brings to #Persona4! Going back to Inaba is going to be so much fun 📺@Atlus_West

[Luke Kalamar @LKalamar]

@GenePark Knicks really said "nah screw that guy" and made sure he witnessed an L

[Luke Kalamar @LKalamar]

Fun fact: The only Championships NYC has won since 2012 have been Men's and Women's Basketball #Knicks #nbachampions

[Luke Kalamar @LKalamar]

LOL the @nyknicks really said the only game we’ll lose is when the President is there 🤣🤣🤣

[Luke Kalamar @LKalamar]

It’s clear the intention is to kill CNN.

[New York Post @nypost]

CBS News boss Bari Weiss poised to oversee CNN editorial operations: report https://t.co/9TOb1jnX68

[Luke Kalamar @LKalamar]

@HunterBiden @brookstweetz Oh so you’re a FAN fan of Star Wars!

[Luke Kalamar @LKalamar]

@geoffkeighley @DolbyTheatre Thanks for keeping this industry in focus and celebrating all it has to offer 🙏

[Luke Kalamar @LKalamar]

@NJTRANSIT_NEC It was the #3930 in Hamilton, which as of last week was an 8:13 AM train but I've since discovered has now become an 8:09 AM. Is that a permanent change?

[Luke Kalamar @LKalamar]

Hey @NJTRANSIT_NEC, super awesome that your train wasn’t late this morning, but how about we leave stations at their scheduled time and not 4 minutes early? So people who arrive ON TIME don’t see you pulling away??

[Luke Kalamar @LKalamar]

Parents act like parents, more at 11.

[New York Post @nypost]

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner team up to take daughter Violet, 20, to urgent care https://t.co/dNe6yTU0tD

[Luke Kalamar @LKalamar]

@aitaikimochi ….were you expecting Square Enix to announce non-Dragon Quest information on their stream openly and publicly dedicated to Dragon Quest for Dragon Quest’s 40th Anniversary?

[Luke Kalamar @LKalamar]

@sharontharp LOL maybe if he was a better player he could’ve pulled the CEO of Survivor Social.

[Luke Kalamar @LKalamar]

Stephenie glazing Jonathan over and over and over and over is both entirely expected and exhausting to watch #Survivor50

[Luke Kalamar @LKalamar]

@sharontharp Real ones know what’s up

[Luke Kalamar @LKalamar]

@mattxiv Am I crazy or was that character actor Michael Gaston talking to you

[Luke Kalamar @LKalamar]

The orange menace needs AI slop to get the smallest fraction of relevance that Obama is able to generate with incredible ease.

[The Obama Foundation @ObamaFoundation]

May the Fourth be with YOU, from the Obama Presidential Center.

Opening June 19. @BarackObama @MarkHamill

[Luke Kalamar @LKalamar]

@fuuccccckkkkkkk @sidearmjones @THEKIDMERO It was multiple times after multiple warnings, and I only suspended him for a semester. It was Livingston’s choice not to return.

[Luke Kalamar @LKalamar]

Grok sucks. It’s Oscar Winner Mikey Madison, not some amateur pornstar or a “not mainstream figure”. Throw AI into the Sun.