Kangz-Leee🍯

Life is only as good as your mindset!

[Kangz-Leee🍯 @LKangangye]

God always comes through! Trust!

[Damdam🫶🏼 @dam_____dam]

‘you’ll not remain in your prime forever’

Exactly! From my prime to my primer, and primest as the prime minister that I am.😌

[𝕄𝕒_ℤ𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕠 @Nomagugu_xo]

My problem is I buy myself push presents for pushing through life.

[S. Mwini @mwininac]

When a woman loves you, she’ll go all out for you. My man mentioned once that he doesn’t like traffic. Just once. I’ve been outside since 5am personally directing cars and creating a dedicated lane from our house to town. Police asked who authorized me. Love did 🫶

[Princess A @cessadelove1]

I found another beautiful scripture today 🥹

But me, I’m not giving up. I’m sticking around to see what God will do. I’m waiting on God to make things right.
- Micah 7:7

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

Life hack- “Father you said in your word….”🧎🏽‍♀️

[Nengi Jaja @nengi_jaja7]

Bathing with hot water that be stinging your skin is peak.

[Le Super. @Mmakgosidarling]

Things that are worth paying for: Unbraiding of your hair

[b*rry @st22ary]

la pire série du monde mais je serais la le 27 août à 9h précise

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

Is it just me or is there a fatigue wave going on? I’m so tired😭😭🫩

[Hiroo Onoda @HirooOnodaon]

Where’s the public holiday from 3rd June that you promised us??

[Dura🎀 @ms0nigghaz]

I was actually one of the nurses on duty that day, and I can confirm every word. In fact, the moment she walked into the labor ward, we immediately realized this wasn’t going to be like every other delivery we’d spent years training for. We threw away the fetal monitor, the partograph, the blood pressure cuff, the IV cannula, the emergency trolley, and every obstetrics textbook because, as it turns out, all those things were completely unnecessary.

She simply walked to the bed, looked at the baby and said, “Come out.” The baby respectfully complied within minutes. No contractions to monitor, no cervical examinations, no assessment of fetal position, no concern about the size of the baby or the mother’s pelvis. Apparently none of that has ever mattered. We have all been wasting our time.

Immediately after the delivery, the hospital called an emergency meeting. Every obstetrician, midwife, anesthetist and pediatrician was informed that decades of medical training had been based on misinformation. We have now concluded that prolonged labor, obstructed labor, postpartum hemorrhage, shoulder dystocia, eclampsia, emergency C-sections and maternal mortality only happen because women failed to renew their gym memberships.

We’ve also contacted medical schools worldwide to remove Obstetrics & Gynecology from their curriculum. Future doctors will no longer learn about parity, cervical dilation, fetal distress, induction of labor, breech presentation, placenta previa, uterine rupture, or any of those outdated concepts. The only lecture remaining is “Stay Fit and Tell the Baby to Come Out.”

We’ve gone a step further and written to the World Health Organization, ACOG, RCOG and every maternity hospital across the globe to stop wasting resources on labor wards. Apparently the solution to childbirth has been sitting in a gym all along.

On behalf of every doctor, nurse, midwife, researcher, and every woman who has ever experienced a difficult or traumatic labor, we sincerely apologize for not realizing sooner that childbirth is actually a fitness competition. Thank you, sir, for correcting centuries of medical science with one tweet. We are forever indebted to you.

[Alan Kasujja @kasujja]

Public Holiday

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

What’s so hard about putting your names on WhatsApp???? I have no clue who “~🙏”is.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

pretending i don’t care about the world cup final so that spain wins

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

i’ll never forget how much walking we did as kids 😭😭😭😭 we walked everywhereeeeeee.

[Queen Barbie 🫦🌺💦 @Queengreat_bad]

Canceling plans to sleep is very reasonable.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

The older I get, the stayer I home.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Can we give that game a record for the most entertaining match in World Cup history?

[𖹭 @dreeamberry]

me trying to fall asleep the night before something important