Eliza

airing my dirty laundry • 27 • I really like reality tv

[Eliza @LKelizard]

And deleted them all from his life. One somehow called him last thanksgiving and I had a lot of fun trolling her. I happened to have a friend over as well and we made it seem like he had TWO girls (although it really was only me and a great friend lol)

[Eliza @LKelizard]

I fell in love with someone who is severely dyslexic. I do whatever I can to help him but tbh dyslexia at 31 is v different at 31 vs 10. It brings so much humor to our relationship tho- like I truly will never be able to look up his ex’s bc he can’t remember their last names 😂

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

The way that I was immediately hooked on #NextGenNYC the minute Ariana dropped this tea:

[Eliza @LKelizard]

I wrote it months ago and still plan to send it when I can. I’ll probably add more too lmao. Then block them and never see their stupid face again on my socials

[Eliza @LKelizard]

Anyone else have text message drafts in their notes???? I have one rn that I’m SO READY to send but waiting for court stuff to pass before I finally send it. And I will say- it is brutal and cut throat and not how I’d talk to any other person on this planet.

[Eliza @LKelizard]

Shading them again bc they only posted it on our FB group with ~100 people when ~400 were in our class (and many more who grew up with us but moved away before senior year who should also be invited!)

[Eliza @LKelizard]

Purposefully publicly bullied our senior class president elect to plan a high school reunion for us AND IT WORKED lol

[jynx @jynxbby]

when i suddenly wake up and there’s still time left to sleep again

[Rick Zhampagne 🍁 ♊️ @RickZhampagne]

Periodic reminder that cancelling Winter House was a short-sighted move by Bravo :( 😡 #WinterHouse

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Between trying to understand the word “ick” and specifics of Lexi & Jesse’s break up, Kyle was actually going *thru* it #SummerHouse

[Eliza @LKelizard]

Okay I gotta stay off twitter til my binge of secret lives of Mormon lives to be on this app

[Eliza @LKelizard]

I believe that I ATE with the comment “I don’t have time to argue with someone who has comprehension problems unless they are my student”

[Eliza @LKelizard]

Got my weekend plans 🙌 very helpful since I literally have $20 to my name until Tuesday

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

Happy #SecretLivesOfMormonWives season 2 premiere day to all who celebrate 🙏

[Dustin Cone @Dustin_Cone]

Don’t believe for a SECOND that Lexi was upset that Jesse + Ciara are getting along

Jesse just wanted some revenge on Lexi after the breakup so he’s attempting to alienate her from the other girls #SummerHouse

[Love Island USA @loveislandusa]

This summer’s looking good already! ❤️‍🔥🏝️ #LoveIslandUSA

[Eliza @LKelizard]

The light pollution is so ugly. I wanna see STARS

[Aesthetics 𝕏 @aestheticsguyy]

Tap, hold and load in 4K to light up the sky ✨

[Reality By Ashley @RealityByAshley]

What’s the most cringe thing Carl is currently participating in? #SummerHouse

[Eliza @LKelizard]

@Claudia13078541 I finished the other day and the entire time I was SCREAMING at everyone to talk to Lisa about her and Siadi and their toxicness

[SHEA FROM THE BAY @SheaFromTheBay]

stassi schroeder's drunk alter ego “dark passenger” making a resurgence in the year 2025.. we are so back. #VanderpumpVilla

[Eliza @LKelizard]

Me making plans for music festivals, going to concerts on a work night, hanging out at dive bars, sleepovers with my friends. All at 27 (almost 28). I am HERE FOR THIS

[B @itgirIb]

i started my 20s over at 28 cause the past 5 years been so shitty after covid. i’m 23 again til i feel like being my real age. no i won’t be explaining