Lauren Kolodzinski

So fetch

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@NinaSvanidze update: the topic has moved onto feet.

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@NinaSvanidze I left, but my bartender texted me it's gotten weirder. I should have stayed.

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Walking behind kids is like walking behind tiny drunk people

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I think my major form of communication is tagging my bffs in memes on Instagram #thatcountsright

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"I'm just going to need you to be better."- me giving feedback today

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@edddjonnn Not sure how I missed that, I got there at 11.

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@jaclyn_capps @katyNOTperry Yaaas @edddjonnn and @Following_Jose step up your game 💁🏼

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I hate when I wake up to a bunch of texts and think I'm popular but realize it's just the MTA.

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Girl behind me on the train: "I just really hate strip malls, they make me uncomfortable, they're just so beige." #ohok

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***puts on excessive amounts of mascara in hopes that sky high lashes distract from ever-growing under eye bags***

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@loorrrnnnnaaaaa if chips and guac and wine is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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@khokharje nah

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My cat at the vets is basically like a small child screaming getting a shot who scares all the other children in the waiting room.

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@edddjonnn judging

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My associates were showing me pictures of their kids in their halloween costumes and I showed them pictures of my cats in theirs...