Lauren

Keeping it real, one reel at a time. A mix of trends, thirst traps, live journaling & humor. I’m 46, single, near Austin, TX. My webpage 🔥🔥⬇️⬇️🔥🔥

[Lauren @LL79ATX]

A girlfriend (former dental hygienist) said this should go viral b/c so many times she’s been on first dates and never saw the guy again because of periodontal disease/bad breath. Bad breath is a huge deterrent for most people and in many cases easily solved. I know I’ll be torn to bits over this but GEEZUS!!! Take a freaking hint. Granted, you should never take anything from someone you don’t trust but friends, I won’t leave you on that hill alone, I’ll be chewing the gum too. In fact many a time I try to play it off as I’m getting one for me, you want one too and EVERY freaking time I get hit with “Does my breath stink?” along with another pungent puff of your tonsel stone breath. Have you priced altoids or Ice Breakers lately?!? Gum isn’t cheap, and I’m not giving it away for no good reason. Don’t make it awkward for both of us, yeah your breath reeks. Take the mint and a trip to the dentist. That’s all I have to say about that. Wait, I have more, trim your finger nails! Claws only look good on Wolverine. Also, pedicures aren’t just for women. Some of you look like you could snatch fish out of the lake with your feet and flip flop season is upon us. #psa #fyp #fypシ #over40 #blogger #xreels #viral #stink #badbreath #laurenslabyrinth79 #fypシ゚viralシ #lauren #freckles #nofilter #single #blogger #bloggerstyle #ll79atx

[Lauren @LL79ATX]

I think these heels need their own series. I was a huge band nerd in HS and did marching band for 6 years and never pivoted as easily as I do in these. I’d never be able to make it down the stairs alive but they do just fine on carpet. It bothers me to my CORE that I super cleaned my room but unbeknownst to me left that shoe box with Amazon ziplock trash next to my little dresser cabinet. 🥴 Loving this fishnet version. #heels #shoes #fyp #trending #over40 #single #stockings #sexy #curvy #legs #ll79AtX #laurenslabyrinth79

[Lauren @LL79ATX]

Did I eat? I think I did for someone who’s usually 6 month behind on trends. I did trip on my heels 🤣. Don’t forget to check out my link. I have some behind the scenes from this. 😉 #viralvídeo #trending #reels #over40 #single #curvy #curves #freckles #nofilter #hi #follow #ll79ATX #LaurensLabyrinth79 #lauren #fyp #fypシ゚viral #fypシ゚ #fypシ゚viralシfypシ゚

[Lauren @LL79ATX]

I love being able to be naughtier side here. I show a LOT more of it on my Only Fans page and will be running a special. Would love for you to see those other sides of me. #naughty #pushupbra #curvy #mombod #MMMM #yummy #single #over40 #curves #clickit #fyp #fypシ゚viral 😊 https://t.co/xb0nrXbPHq

[Lauren @LL79ATX]

My eyes are up here guys. Along with my link. Right at the top of my profile. Would love a follow and a new fan. Peruse it if you’d like. I won’t shove it in your face though. 😊 #fyp #fypシ゚viral #Thanks #lauren #laurenslabyrinth79 #LL79ATX #hot #hottub #curvy #freckles

[Lauren @LL79ATX]

Thought I’d give this trend a try. I have a pretty awesome behind the scenes of this I’ll be posting on my OF page later this week. Currently do have some screenshots. Click on my link #shoes #heels #trending #fyp #fypシ #LL79ATX #laurenslabyrinth79 #over40 #single #curvy https://t.co/cpw5uW2tdD

[Lauren @LL79ATX]

TikTok commenters…an oasis of sweetness, Instagram commenters can be 😈, X I avoid reading those altogether or I’d be in a corner eating my own hair, Facebook tsk tsk, 99% precious, 1% demanding, insulting and entitled. I don’t owe anyone, anywhere anything. I love my fans. I brighten their day with my smile and their comments can light me up. If I like a comment, I’ve read it. I’m not going to entertain nonsense and there’s no way any working person could respond to 700+ messages and comments across multiple platforms. It’s unrealistic. If I’m hungry and someone offers me a bologna sandwich with mayo, I’m going to pass on that. Sorry, no thank you. I’m hungry, not starving. This year has been a wild ride. I’m still here. Still working two jobs. Still making my silly videos. Still hopeful. If you’re still reading this, bless you. I have a 7 hour drive back to Austin, TX. Gotta scoot. TGIF!!! #fyp #viral #blogger #over40 #single #LL79ATX #LaurensLabyrinth79 #hi #followme

[Lauren @LL79ATX]

@ropeboi_nsfw I never mind being woken up for that…

[Lauren @LL79ATX]

It’s a bit chilly tonight and I’m famished. Been watching “True Blood” again. If you’d like something to sink your teeth into please skip on over to my OF. I’ll be posting something really indecent tomorrow morning. Hardly anything I post makes me cringe anymore but this particular picture…😬🫣🤭 #🌶️ #🔥 #spicy #hi #single #over40 #curvy #naughty #LL79ATX #LaurensLabyrinth79 #freckles #glasses https://t.co/xb0nrXbPHq

[Lauren @LL79ATX]

Ugh!! I hate being so low energy lately. On Fridays, I work 8 AM to 9 PM. I’ve turned it into a bear, I just wanna hibernate when I get home. I want to go have fun. I want to mingle and meet people and have a drink and dance, but I am struggling getting out out of the tub. I don’t want to waste curled hair and more importantly waste a hair wash butI’m tired. 🥱 What would you do??? #friday #single #over40 #fyp #nofilter #LL79ATX #Lauren #LaurensLabyrinth79 #hi

[Lauren @LL79ATX]

Only 18 spots left for new (and returning) fans to take advantage of my sale. Won’t be another for awhile so please don’t miss out!

I post daily pics, detailed XXX stories, behind the scenes content and…the rest of this video. https://t.co/4O99GqnRyf

[Lauren @LL79ATX]

I got asked out yesterday and wasn’t going to go because of my neck pain (my spinal stenosis is flared up) but my AC went out on Sunday, faulty wire in my thermostat. AC guy is coming today.

I was so miserably hot watching tv at home and he really wanted to meet me, so I did go downtown and he took me to the Roosevelt Room. He was very good looking, probably the best looking guy I’ve ever gone out with, and an attorney. I was looking cute but the pain was intense. I enjoyed the conversation and the drink. Would have been home by 10:30pm but got stuck in horrible traffic.

The wind is blowing my curtains around in my room right now, and it feels like heaven! Such a cool breeze! #datenight #datenightoutfit #nofilter #blogger #blog #over40 #curvy #CurvyFashion #date #hi #single #hi #laurenslabyrinth79 #Lauren #LL79ATX

[Lauren @LL79ATX]

I tiptoe the line of impropriety on my social media subscriptions and almost got myself banned from TikTok and Instagram when I first started my subscriptions there. It’s why I enjoy being on my only fans page so much, I can post what I wanted to post on my subscriptions. Truth be told I have had some of my real life sex stories removed on OF because it involved something taboo. Who knew I couldn’t write about that? I thought I was pretty vanilla. 🤷‍♀️ Anywho, sharing this little tidbit from last year. If you’d like to see more, I’m still running a special https://t.co/xb0nrXbPHq #sub #of #curvy #mombod #thic #over40 #single #blogger #sexy #shakeit #MMMM #booty #curves #volumptious

[Lauren @LL79ATX]

To put yourself out there, you have to grow thick skin. “In your videos you look nothing like your profile picture”. No sh!t Sherlock. In most of my videos I’m not wearing makeup or have scraggly hair cause I’m just being me. My profile pics are unfiltered but with the most flattering afternoon light, angles, and my hair & makeup as glammed up as possible. I want to draw you into my Labyrinth and then show you the real me. Love it or leave, makes no nevermind to me.

I stopped arguing with people a long time ago but my feelings still occasionally get hurt. Sometimes I laugh. Depends on my mood and physical pain levels. This week rain and cold is rolling in and I feel it in my neck and shoulders. I plan on getting dolled up tomorrow night and maybe I’ll have a new profile pic or maybe I’ll change it to that tired, exhausted potato that cracks me up so much. Thanks for being here and reading this. #laurenslabyrinth79 #Lauren #blog #blogger #bloggersofinstagram #selfietime #fb #fypシ #hi #single #over40 #nofilter #love #hatersgonnahate #bekind #LL79atx

[Lauren @LL79ATX]

It’s hard starting something new. I launched my OF in October out of sheer panic and financial necessity. Things are so much better now but I just need 20 more fans to meet my goal and I only have 3 days to do it. Will you be my hero? Will you be complaining about me giving you carpel tunnel in 3 days? If you think I’m silly and ridiculous here, you have no idea the details I give there. I’m a treat and this snack is on sale for only 3 more days. Don’t miss out! https://t.co/xb0nrXbPHq

#laurenslabyrinth79 #lauren #followｍe #hi #single #over40 #fypシ゚viralシ #realtalk #curvy #nofilter #real #naughty #twitter #dontmissout #goodnight

[Lauren @LL79ATX]

I’ve been on TikTok and Instagram about 5 years now but I’m new here and recently had to start over on TikTok. It’s tough. This week was brutal but had some light at the end of the tunnel…I just hope it’s not a freight train. #laurenslabyrinth79 #lauren #fbreels #followｍe #hi #single #over40 #fypシ゚viralシ #realtalk

[Lauren @LL79ATX]

If you’d like to see more, you certainly can. Just click my link https://t.co/oe9cgSUkjX

[Lauren @LL79ATX]

Why do I feel guilty? I shouldn’t, but I have a terrible guilt complex. I have been in that situation before. I was so in love, things were going fantastic and then someone told me by boyfriend had asked another girl over for Netflix and chill. I asked the woman, she was evasive and didn’t confirm. I asked him, he blew up and denied, we broke up. I was crushed. Some people can’t be monogamous. When you know you can’t commit, I don’t understand why they lie and try to be something they can’t be. Anywho. I am upset about this. I’m just wanting drama free fun and getting dragged into this crap. Obviously she saw the messages he sent and called me seeking answers. I checked my phone. I had made zero calls today. I’m sorry for her but now she knows. Bless. What a mess. #messy #over40 #drama #fyp #single

[Lauren @LL79ATX]

Just woke from a three hour nap and I could go right back to sleep! I had an incredible first date today. Cheers to more dates going well! #fyp #laurenslabyrinth79 #over40 #single #goodnight #lauren #curvy #smile #hi