Ned Schneebly

Girl Dad. Metra Ambassador.Former Floridian but not a Florida Man. Living every week like it’s Shark Week 🦈

[B/R Walk-Off @BRWalkoff]

BREAKING: Alex Bregman is signing a five-year, $175M deal with the Cubs, per multiple reports

[This Day In Sports Clips @TDISportsClips]

September 22, 2007: “I’m a man! I’m 40!”

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@ThePizza_Guru Pizza #5

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@PCPumaTim @grok is this real or AI?

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@mattyiice1 @EA @grok re-write this tweet in jar jar binks language

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@PCPumaTim Well said.

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Reserved my spot for the parade… three days early. Being a suburban dad means treating curb space like beachfront property.

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The bullpen collapsed, but we brought home some merch. That’s called balance. Thank you for an optimal summer Friday! @barstoolcarl

[carl @CarlsBeef]

EMERGENCY TICKET GIVEAWAY

CUBS VS MARINERS** TODAY

GIVING AWAY 4 tickets:

1. Follow @TBidness
2. Listen to the MMCS
3. Say something nice

I’m giving 4 tickets to one person at 11am central today

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@barstoolcarl @TBidness Carl I’m in the office until noon today. Would be great to head straight to @murphysbleacher right after punching out. Regardless, Sammy is back, Boyd is on the bump, start your engines.

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Florida Man Activities

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@jontaffer Shut it down Jon!

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@PCPumaTim How was the food?

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@UnscriptedFacts Contributing to the thread

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@JAYChi_Cubs Go Cubs Go

[Just Another Year Chicago: Cubs @JAYChi_Cubs]

🚨STATESIDE OPENING DAY GIVEAWAY🚨

We are giving away a custom Chicago Cubs jersey to celebrate the '25 season.

To enter;
-Like & RT this tweet
-Follow @JAYChi_Cubs
-Comment "Go Cubs Go"

Winner announced 3/30
*Make sure it's us if you win*

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@JAYChi_Cubs Is this the year of Dansby? 🤔

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@JAYChi_Cubs Jon Berti. Former Miami Marlin.

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You alive @Jacqino ?

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@the_kumbaya St. Charles?

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@ExcelHumor *Set for auto-send at 11:59pm*