lindsayyyy

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

What has brought me the most joy over the years? Every day when the sky is blue.

[Rev Run @RevRunWisdom]

Today's plan. No Stress!!!!! https://t.co/DCHC4Hz5I0

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Studies show that people who overthink tend to create problems for themselves that weren’t there to begin with.

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

well done bitch, you deserve a standing ovation from my tallest finger.

[Lisa Lampanelli @LisaLampanelli]

George Zimmerman threatens wife with gun. This guy's the definition of a trainwreck - y'know, if trains shot people instead of ran them over

[lindsayyyy @LLC642010]

Is this thing on

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

There is so much dopamine released into the brain during an orgasm, that a brain scan resembles that of someone doing heroin.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The small pocket inside of the larger pocket of your jeans was originally designed to carry pocket watches.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

In 2008, the Dutch voted “Swaffelen” as their word of the year - This means to smack one’s penis repeatedly against someone or something.

[lindsayyyy @LLC642010]

This Day :)

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

During the earliest wedding ceremonies, the bride and groom would make love for the first time in front of the entire village.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

"Muggle" was a slang term for marijuana used mainly among the jazz community from the 1920s to 1930s.

[lindsayyyy @LLC642010]

@devybaby28 lol

[lindsayyyy @LLC642010]

@devybaby28 joe dirt

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Women tend to be more attracted to men who don't show as much of an interest in them.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Wearing socks to sleep can help reduce the amount of times you wake up during the night.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

NASA will pay $15,000 to anyone who is willing to sit in bed for 87 days, to help research the effects of zero gravity.

[Lisa Lampanelli @LisaLampanelli]

Amanda Bynes says NYPD officer slapped her vagina. No wonder all those cats followed him back to the precinct!