Chance

#VHLM #ForTheA #BullsOnParade

[Chance @LLCoolChance]

I used to think Twitter bios were pretentious, then I found out you could pin tweets.

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@CameraAndFlask Yeah I know Ole’ One Way Stevens, what about him?

[Chance @LLCoolChance]

TouchTunes Addict trying to do literally anything at a bar: “Hold on let me queue something up real quick”

[Chance @LLCoolChance]

16. Limitless.

[Jacksonville Jaguars @Jaguars]

16 haters down BAD.

#DUUUVAL

[Chance @LLCoolChance]

@ericvdunn 100% agree. Edges out What The Price. Sloppy Toppy hon. mention

[Chance @LLCoolChance]

@10DollarHotDog Seeing my vote was amongst the plurality (and I thought I was being extra pessimistic)

[Chance @LLCoolChance]

@HndrxxFans March Madness

[Chance @LLCoolChance]

@ParentalParadox 👋🏻

[Chance @LLCoolChance]

@10DollarHotDog @WeAreAustinTV Suggestion, dont yell at me.

[Chance @LLCoolChance]

@KEVINCHO_TV Why not? You could have watched your second favorite MLS team get 3 points!

[Chance @LLCoolChance]

@AimIessFriend The “Everyone should have a gun” party when “stockpiles of rocks” people show up.

[Chance @LLCoolChance]

@CANTDIE_ I saw some tweets that deer had sent out, and im not going to say he deserved it or anything like that, but the universe works in mysterious ways sometimes.

[Chance @LLCoolChance]

@RichardSabrsula Plastic beach (bag)

[Chance @LLCoolChance]

@brennanissilent No whimsy left in you dog. I pray for you

[Chance @LLCoolChance]

@jaymictay @billy__donna They just found it. It’s blowing their mind. They can’t believe they have had such a blind spot for such a popular song. They are trying to catch up on the songs cultural zeitgeist, reading YouTube comments about the song, finding live renditions. No this has never happened to me

[Chance @LLCoolChance]

Lady at the museum said “terracota, like the dessert, tiramisu”. I’m fuming. Panna cotta was right there lady.

[Chance @LLCoolChance]

What did the ancient Greeks need all those vases for?

[Chance @LLCoolChance]

@AimIessFriend Gatlinburg punching the air rn

[Chance @LLCoolChance]

Oh you don’t eat your boogers? Not having food scarcity must be nice.

[Chance @LLCoolChance]

@RichardSabrsula Meta overtook the vibes. Condensed all gameplay into the most hyper efficient metrics. Took out the whimsy

[Chance @LLCoolChance]

RuneScape

[Kirk Goldsberry @kirkgoldsberry]

The Game Has Changed.