LLD

For every poptart princess, that goes bat shit crazy. No DM's please

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Kid: "want that puppy!!!"
#WasteAMillionIn3Words

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Las Vegas trip #WasteAMillionIn3Words

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Mr.trump overcomb fund #WasteAMillionIn3Words

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Everyday is monday blues #NobodyGetsAsMany_____AsIDo

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#IfIDontComeBack donate money to the "Teach men to make their own damn sandwich" fund in my name

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My battery is at 3%.. and my cord is too short to reach #WhyImNotGoingToYourFuneral

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Woman found dead from key lime pie / Netflix overdose #MyTabloidHeadline

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Woman fights for her marriage to her coffee maker to be recognised #MyTabloidHeadline

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Woman gives up worldly possessions to live in forrest to train chipmunks on the art of sandwich making #MyTabloidHeadline

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#MyBestBadIdea involved a night of drinking and thinking the cop wanted his cruiser hood buffed with my overshirt

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Space food.. left untouched for years and mediocre when decided to be unsealed #DescribeYourSexLifeWithAMeal

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No open bar and its potluck style #WhyImNotGoingToYourFuneral

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I am America's most wanted #TVShowOff @AfterFFriday

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Dateline: how you cant catch this predator suckers! !!! #TVShowOff @AfterFFriday

[I Can't Drive 4.5 @JDWilkinsonII]

Sunglasses at Knight Rider @AfterFFriday #TVShowOff

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The housewives of teen mom #TVShowOff @AfterFFriday

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Hottest in Cleveland #TVShowOff @AfterFFriday

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Spongebob designer pants #TVShowOff

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Im smarter than a 5th grader and the rest of you morons #TVShowOff @AfterFFriday

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Tossing paper airplanes with "my biological clock is ticking" scribbled on it to serial murderer on trial #JuryDutyRedFlag