LL Gabagool Jay

Passionately apathetic. Not a lover nor a fighter but a secret third thing

[LL Gabagool Jay @LLGabagoolJay]

The first 51 weeks after vacation are always the toughest

[LL Gabagool Jay @LLGabagoolJay]

@JohnJokewriter You too, John! Was just thinking about you this morning!

[LL Gabagool Jay @LLGabagoolJay]

@Syrup_Tishus Yes! Remember her from Kids Incorporated?

[LL Gabagool Jay @LLGabagoolJay]

@jojipaints @kryzazzy I have that boom. Maybe even that boom boom. But most definitely do not have that boom boom pow.

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious… like what was that??

[LL Gabagool Jay @LLGabagoolJay]

I’m “can’t tell the difference between an O and a 0 unless the zero has a line through it” years old.

[LL Gabagool Jay @LLGabagoolJay]

A 30-minute meeting is really an hour when you factor in the 15 minutes of dread before it and the 15 minutes it takes to recover after it.

[LL Gabagool Jay @LLGabagoolJay]

@sweetmomissa No one’s interested in Snark Week

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

You can just take a picture of a tortoise and say it’s 192 years old. Nobody checks that shit.

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

I have a hard time believing every single American president was born on this day, but whatever.

[LL Gabagool Jay @LLGabagoolJay]

I’m only 50% sure I’m off today, but 100% sure I’m not working.

[LL Gabagool Jay @LLGabagoolJay]

It’s your day to shine, Russel Stover

[pinto @pinto479]

Beautiful display of humanity and sportsmanship by Smackover (AR) basketball team vs Ashdown (AR) last night! Kid will remember this forever!

[Destry @DestryBrod]

Remember when water was the only brand of water?

[LL Gabagool Jay @LLGabagoolJay]

When you’re more excited about Friday the 13th than Valentine’s Day

[LL Gabagool Jay @LLGabagoolJay]

Turns out I’m not all that productive on the Tuesday after the Super Bowl either

[LL Gabagool Jay @LLGabagoolJay]

@MichealElliott A beautiful tribute to a beautiful man and a life well lived. Honored to have followed his journey. Sending a hug to his family during this difficult time.

[LL Gabagool Jay @LLGabagoolJay]

@MichealElliott Micheal and his family’s love are an inspiration to us all. Wishing you all peace and love.

[LL Gabagool Jay @LLGabagoolJay]

The Walk of Shame, but it’s just leaving Home Depot empty-handed, foolishly thinking they’d still have shovels in stock

[LL Gabagool Jay @LLGabagoolJay]

A snowman so realistic it refuses to stop and ask for directions

[LL Gabagool Jay @LLGabagoolJay]

Today I turned “hates the fkn snow” years old 🎂❄️☃️