Splenda Hipster

Air Force Brat. Avid Reader. Brunette. Christian. Dog Person. INTJ. Master's Degreed. Razorback. Southern. World Traveler. That's alphabetical.

[Splenda Hipster @LLGivens]

I imagine a Venn diagram of antivaxxers and people who don't pull over for emergency vehicles is just one circle.

[Splenda Hipster @LLGivens]

I'm home alone, bored, and anxious. Do you really expect me to not stress pick my face on top of everything else??

[Splenda Hipster @LLGivens]

@AmericanAir Having a hard time getting through by phone. Any chance someone can help me with getting precheck added to my boarding pass? It should be on there.

[Splenda Hipster @LLGivens]

All I want for Christmas is for @jvn to cut my hair and give me a new nickname.

[Splenda Hipster @LLGivens]

@thackuverymuch I haven't logged in to Twitter in a year, but now I have seen this gem and I am CACKLING.

[Splenda Hipster @LLGivens]

@courtbelle Anything warm blooded!

[Splenda Hipster @LLGivens]

@AmericanAir Heellllooooooooo! Anybody home?? You broke my suitcase weeks ago and you won't respond to my inquiries on your website.

[Splenda Hipster @LLGivens]

That thing where I haven't logged in to Twitter in over six months. 👋

[Splenda Hipster @LLGivens]

@larryvillelife @PBRbookclub You're on my list for this weekend!

[Splenda Hipster @LLGivens]

Vote for @TouchstoneKSU! https://t.co/abKOF6P3UN

[Lit Mag Madness @LitMagMadness]

It's the 2018 #LitMagMadness finals! Who takes home the crown (aka bragging rights, since we don't have the funds for a real trophy)? @KState's @TouchstoneKSU or @TexasTech's @IHLR? Check out their works: https://t.co/YIdD4qIBCT and https://t.co/24QdrGLnWZ then vote Vote VOTE!!!

[Splenda Hipster @LLGivens]

Before I was in @PBRbookclub , I was the Editor-in-Chief of @TouchstoneKSU. Give K-State a vote in @LitMagMadness's match? https://t.co/GoB7UPljAX

[Lit Mag Madness @LitMagMadness]

Can this #LitMagMadness Cinderella keep dancing? @KState's regional journal, @TouchstoneKSU goes up against heavily favored @ut_english's @BatCityReview. But don't tell Touchstone they're an underdog! https://t.co/YIdD4qIBCT and https://t.co/HmaR1thddr. 1 week to vote!

[Splenda Hipster @LLGivens]

"Are trophy wives born? Or are they made?" ~musings from a coworker on Friday afternoon

[James Tate Hill moved to Bluesky at same handle @JamesTateHill]

280 Characters would have been a great subtitle for 100 Years of Solitude

[Splenda Hipster @LLGivens]

@NerdNiteKS Missing me and my parasite talks? Cause I just found out there is a collection of 28 parasite songs written in the 80's. There's even one on toxoplasmosis. I'm dying.

https://t.co/IZoiMjXWri

[Splenda Hipster @LLGivens]

@knsstxs Can I tell them they're in a pyramid scheme? or is that rude?

[Splenda Hipster @LLGivens]

when you get a friend request from someone from back in the day & you go "how nice!" but really they want to sell you some direct sales shit

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

DO NOT WORRY FRIENDS

WE MERELY LOST THE BATTLE

LOSING THE WAR WILL FEEL LIKE WAY WORSE THAN THIS

[Jared Bramblett @JTBramblett]

Harbor > Peninsula #chs #chsnews @chswx @Live5News @postandcourier #irma #HurrcaneIrma #floodedstreets

[Splenda Hipster @LLGivens]

Have I also mentioned that they haven't closed my office yet?? If I leave, it's out of my vacation days.

[Splenda Hipster @LLGivens]

Trust me, I'm thinking about it. I don't know where to go. GA *&* NC are in the path & the highways are choked with FL evacuees. 😭 https://t.co/72hlEp40it