Life Long Investor

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[The Earnings Correspondent @earnings_guy]

$NKE (Nike) #earnings are out:

[Life Long Investor @LLInvestor]

RT @nachunja: $XYZ
Gross profit growth has bottomed and is now accelerating

[Cute Baby @nachunja]

$XYZ
Analyst Ratings & PTs

[Pejjy @CuriousPejjy]

UPDATED:

Countries with approved $TSLA's FSD Supervised:

1. United States 🇺🇸 (Since beginning)
2. Canada 🇨🇦 (Since beginning)
3. Mexico 🇲🇽 (Feb 11th 2025)
4. Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 (Feb 2025)
5. New Zealand 🇳🇿 (Sept 17th 2025)
6. Australia 🇦🇺 (Sept 18th 2025)
7. South Korea 🇰🇷 (Nov 23rd 2025)
8. Netherlands 🇳🇱 (April 10th 2026
9. Lithuania 🇱🇹 (May 18th 2026)
10. China 🇨🇳 (May 21st 2026)
11. Estonia 🇪🇪 (May 29th 2026)
12. Denmark 🇩🇰 (June 9th 2026)
13. Belgium 🇧🇪 (June 10th 2026)*

[amit @amitisinvesting]

$SHOP

SHOPIFY: ANNOUNCES $3B INCREASE TO SHARE BUYBACK PROGRAM, TOTAL AUTHORIZATION IS NOW $5B

tobi thinks the stock is cheap

[Ashok Elluswamy @aelluswamy]

Unsupervised Robotaxi now available in the greater Austin area.

[Cute Baby @nachunja]

$XYZ
• Cash App still at #1
• first pic iOS, second pic Android

[Fiona | The Millennial Money Woman @The_MMW]

Investing is not scary.

Working until you die is scary.

[TrendSpider @TrendSpider]

$XYZ GOD CANDLE 🔥

EPS: $0.85 vs $0.68 est
REV: $6.057B vs $6.061B

🟩 +11.28%

[Cute Baby @nachunja]

$XYZ Q1 earnings

• Crushed it
• Monster beat on @CashApp
• Monster Operating Margin
• Solid all around beat & raise

+10% after-hours

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

The NHTSA has just officially announced that the 2026 @Tesla Model Y is ​the first ​vehicle model to pass ⁠the agency’s new ​advanced driver assistance ​system tests.

2026 Tesla Model Y vehicles, manufactured on or after Nov. 12, 2025, successfully met the new criteria for four newly integrated advanced safety tests:
• Pedestrian automatic emergency braking
• Lane keeping assistance
• Blind spot warning
• Blind spot intervention

“Today’s announcement marks a significant step forward in our efforts to provide consumers with the most comprehensive safety ratings ever,” said NHTSA Administrator Jonathan Morrison. “By successfully passing these new tests, the 2026 Tesla Model Y demonstrates the lifesaving potential of driver assistance technologies and sets a high bar for the industry. We hope to see many more manufacturers develop vehicles that can meet these requirements.”

[Dividendology @dividendology]

There is some truth to this.

[Architect of Alpha ▲ @ondrejslunecko]

$AMD shareholders tomorrow

[Antonio Linares @alc2022]

oh fuck

[The Earnings Correspondent @earnings_guy]

$AMD (Advanced Micro Devices) #earnings are out:

[Alexander Whedon @alex_whedon]

Introducing SubQ - a major breakthrough in LLM intelligence.

It is the first model built on a fully sub-quadratic sparse-attention architecture (SSA),

And the first frontier model with a 12 million token context window which is:

- 52x faster than FlashAttention at 1MM tokens
- Less than 5% the cost of Opus

Transformer-based LLMs waste compute by processing every possible relationship between words (standard attention).

Only a small fraction actually matter.

@subquadratic finds and focuses only on the ones that do.

That's nearly 1,000x less compute and a new way for LLMs to scale.

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

@wholemars @see44h @RtaxiTracker Make that 32

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Tesla has launched a new Model 3 lineup in Canada, introducing the Model 3 Premium RWD starting at $39,490 CAD (that converts to just $29,000 USD!).

Tesla has also cut the Model 3 Performance price by 17% to $74,990 CAD (from $89,990).

The Model 3 Premium RWD trim is about 50% cheaper than the previously lowest-priced Model 3 Long Range ($79,990 CAD) in Canada, which has just been discontinued. The price to get into a Tesla just got a lot more affordable in Canada!

[Earnings Whispers @eWhispers]

#earnings for the week of May 4, 2026

https://t.co/My2Eq16qS8

$PLTR $AMD $SHOP $LITE $COHR $ANET $APP $AFRM $OXY $DVN $GILD $FN $MCK $DOCN $ALSN $CGNX $OUST $ADCT $VNOM $AEP $MPC $GCT $CVE $DVA $AEIS $ABNB $DD $WMB $BUD $EXPE $CF $PSTL $ICHR $DAVE $ADEA $PLOW $WBI $WPM $HSBC $HRTG $RPAY $LFUS $ECG $IPGP $SHC $MATX $NJR $ALGM $MAR $SARO

[Fiscal.ai @fiscal_ai]

Total Cloud Backlog is nearing $1.5 trillion among the big 3 hyperscalers.

AWS: $364 billion, +93%
Google Cloud: $466 billion, +398%
Azure: $633 billion, +97%

$AMZN $MSFT $GOOGL