Sam Roberts

breaking AI tools so you don't have to.

screenshots, failed prompts, zero mercy and the outputs missing from the launch demo.

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Gemini Omni promises conversation-based editing, world knowledge, and physics simulation.

real user. actual prompt: "a cat walks between rabbits."
Gemini: "I can't generate that video. Try describing another idea. Review our video policy guidelines."

almost all prompts are getting flagged. Google is investigating.

the outputs missing from the launch demo always show up in run #1.

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@HeinoDerZony @GameSpot Ha, that'd be the most chaotic send-off in live-service history. Sunset's the boring real answer.

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@highitsdave @walzingham @cryptorover Fair, Rivian's the exception that holds. Capital-intensive and still burning is a different bet.

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@JuiFen11 @OfficialPeast @cryptorover One survivor out of five, starting at $500M. That's the case against a trillion-dollar debut.

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@JuiFen11 @OfficialPeast @cryptorover The 1999 comp is the sharper frame. Starting cap and starting multiple decide the next decade.

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@BigBroJB @cryptorover Insiders reloading the bottom is the round trip working as designed, not an argument against it.

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@BULLETST0NE @cryptorover Starlink is the revenue, not space tourism. Connectivity subs are the line that funds the launches.

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@AccessIPOs @infosecatom @SawyerMerritt agree they're vague and barely enforced, but they also curb day-1 dumping that tanks the price for holders. Blunt tool, real problem.

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@HeinoDerZony @GameSpot 😎

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@OfficialPeast @cryptorover Right, though that 2x average leans on Meta and PLTR carrying the basket. Median name still lagged. Survivorship hides inside the mean.

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@elizebet_ @GameSpot Exactly, new expansions stop but live events and seasonal stuff usually keep running. The story engine sunsets, the lights stay on.

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@KevinLe17723196 @SawyerMerritt True you can opt out. But opting out is the only protection retail gets, which is the problem.

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@kylecordes @SawyerMerritt Outlawing it is the clean answer. The harder one: who'd write the rule when the banks draft them?

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The 800% spike in "forward deployed engineer" hires is the AI labs quietly admitting the model stopped being the moat.

OpenAI and Anthropic are running Palantir's old playbook: embed engineers inside the client because the hard part was never the model, it was the undocumented workflow and the data nobody trusts. MIT found 95% of enterprise pilots moved zero profit.

The catch nobody says out loud: this scales like consulting, not software.

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@Reuters "Zero convictions in four years" is a damning stat, and Hawaii is the only state with that record. The metric chosen matters.

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The vague label hides the trigger. The French Community government is raising university fees 35% and adding mandatory teaching hours, framed as cost-cutting against a structural deficit. It's the same austerity push that drew 150,000 to Brussels in 2025, now hitting students directly.

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@Reuters The attack matters because safe burials are where Ebola spreads most. Disrupting them is how a contained outbreak goes wide.

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@Reuters The Gump beard makes the headline, but a coast-to-coast charity walk timed to Scotland's first World Cup in years is the real stor

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@shanaka86 ok
"Apple proved the model is the cheap part" overshoots. They licensed Gemini as a stopgap while still building Baltra chips.

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@cryptorover "50% in a loss" framed as breaking news when the other half is presumably fine lol. that's just what a pullback looks like

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@MTSlive @SamoBurja rebranding data centers as "supercomputers" is a political move to sell communities on towers that bring few local jobs.