Todd King

This is the real Todd King....I will be verified soon.

[Todd King @LLToddK]

When I'm on these group dates I feel like its just me and des...and five other guys! #bachelorette

[Todd King @LLToddK]

Do you mind if I take the mic and recite another poem I just thought of? #bachelorette

[Todd King @LLToddK]

You might want to worry about brushing your teeth #bachelorette

[Todd King @LLToddK]

Kendrick Retard aka to me a car is a car

[Todd King @LLToddK]

@RyanLewis The David Blane of the turntables. The Oprah Winfrey of pro tools! Killed it lastnight in Asheville. Play Charlotte sometime!

[Todd King @LLToddK]

@macklemore Your fans raise you up #JoshGrobanSwag #sharkfacegang

[Todd King @LLToddK]

@lavigneous #AyoungRobAndrews

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

"These NFL refs are terrible!" -- Helen Keller

[Todd King @LLToddK]

@macklemore save some energy for Asheville, NC...just bought tix #BestStopOnHeistWorldTour #SayWord

[Todd King @LLToddK]

Watching girls try to do the wobble to the Cupid shuffle ... #drunk # fail

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

"The first rule of fight club - do not talk about fight club. The second... well okay actually I technically just broke the first rule lol".

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

The factory that makes fake vomit is still in Illinois. #USA

[Todd King @LLToddK]

5:00am cab. Terrible driver. I fart aloud. He looks back at me. We exchange eye contact. No smiles. He rolls my window down. #FartVictory

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

iPhone = 50 Cent. Blackberry = Ja Rule.

[Todd King @LLToddK]

Asked the grocery man to check in the back for a 4 cheese Digiorno #ItsNotDelivery..ItsDissapointingWhenTheyreOutOfStock

[Todd King @LLToddK]

In GAP...what in this picture does not belong? #ProtectYaVneck

[Todd King @LLToddK]

@Ruttdog @ariemuniz #peorge #NoPAddaG

[Todd King @LLToddK]

@Ruttdog @ariemuniz the new "bless him" is " Good for him" #FatKidDancing

[Todd King @LLToddK]

@ariemuniz @Ruttdog @lavigneous Arie at a frat guy wearing short khakis and button down..who do you think you are Steve Jobs?

[Todd King @LLToddK]

@ariemuniz #BaseballParty?