Lance Wears the Pants

Lance Leipolds personal attorney. Lance Wears the Pants. (trademark pending)

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14 years later, the Jayhawks are back. Lets win us a bowl game. LWTP

Liberty Bowl Hype Movie🎥:

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

Dunk is nice, but it’s the perfect headbutt bounce pass to the ref that did it for me. #YaySports

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I’ve never been so insulted in my life

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@johnbrownburner You’re either swept up in the emotions of the loss or you are a complete moron

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“Actual war over an actual border” I think you guys forgot to mention an important part of that

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

A rivalry renewed 🔥

@ESPNMcGee takes us through the historic battles between Kansas and Missouri ✍️

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College Gameday just did a little short about the history of the border war and conveniently left out the fact that the fight was over slavery. They called it a “border dispute”

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Good Lord what a loser

[Andy GatesWitz @trenton0115]

Cook those frauds

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He’s saying the quiet part out loud

[The Mizery Index @mizeryindex]

“Give the kansas people a taste of what the Missourian has suffered at the hands of the kansas jayhawker. Kill, kill, kill & you will make no mistake.”

-William C. Quantrill, August 1863.

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Alexa, volume 10

[Major Gen. Lance Leipold @GenLanceLeipold]

Gen. Eliah Drinkwitz—

I write to grant you a chance to withdraw as you did in ‘22 at the Battle of Liberty.

Your unit once rode into Lawrence, torch in hand. Kansas has since risen from those ashes, and we ride east with conviction.

The Jayhawks are coming

—Gen. Lance Leipold

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Beat ND by 3, fire up the Wabash!!

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@Whitney_Hartman You should do it Whitney

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@BarstoolMizzou

[Booth Basement Dweller 🌾🌾 @boothdweller]

RT to scare a Mizzou fan

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#NewProfilePic

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Soiled myself

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@EMAWCaleb Yea it was the rains fault! Never rains in America kinda bs you guys had to play in the rain

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Can’t wait to watch K-State blame the international neutral site for this loss

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Neither of these teams worry me at all. Clown show

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Lance’s official projection for tonight’s game: