Death note's ending if it were good:
*L kisses Light in the rain*
"Baby...I know you're Kira..b-but this isn't you! Please stop..for me!"
*Light realizes he loved L all along and what he's doing is bad; he's saved by the power of love. They get married and have 2 kids*
L hating the second kira cause they didn't act like the first one and light saying near is inferior to L omg they just wanna face off against their pookie