Jaymaster Jams

Internet imp for 30+ years. Hoping to make people laugh and smile and maybe think a little.

Happily retired electrical engineer. I did it my way.

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@Osint613 There is nobody truly in charge in Iran right now.

There will be no end to war until that works itself out.

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@JoeConchaTV It just hit me! I knew he reminded me of someone:

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@JoeConchaTV Out of the frying pan, and you know, into the worse thing.

You know, that thing that's not as good.

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@StatisticUrban Number of days most people spend outside to enjoy the weather: 4

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@wretchardthecat The windmills are already sucking energy out of the atmosphere.

Solar panels are messing up the natural energy flow too, but in different ways.

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@DjonSmitz @visegrad24 Gay sex is OK with them (some groups) as long as it's with little boys.

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@TupperwareTommy @ChefGruel That Amish Black Tar garlic is better than the China White!

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@DataRepublican @elonmusk That sounds like a line from a movie smashup of Silence of the Lambs and Top Gun.

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@cdrsalamander Have you see the Toy Factory Project play this year?

Look them up on youtube if you haven't. The last batch of shows at the end of May were phenomenal!

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@KatTimpf

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@MelanieLatest Why do they all look alike?

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@alexthechick Let me guess. The looping song will be "Fins" by Jimmy Buffett?

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@JessicaTarlov Seems like a good idea to me. "Country over Party" was a big part of the Dem message last time.

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@HillValleyForum Ireland's GDP per capita is higher than the US.

Life must be heaven on Earth there, right?

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@AnnCoulter You're forgetting about the ones that are dead!

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@guypbenson Well, he IS right about that first part.

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@Nonstopdrivel @Osinttechnical The real question is, why hasn't Iran blown it up yet?

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@DefiyantlyFree The DNA was cross contaminated by the cops.

And/or planted.

I'm just telling you what they're going to say.

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@cdrsalamander Slave drones!

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@BuckSexton I used to snicker too. Until I hit 54.