Caleb Lemushen

Entrepreneur and Sales and Marketing Expert

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

A man can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It's called being a man.

[Kijana ya Misa🇰🇪 @kijana_misa]

Lord, as this new week begins, fill my heart with peace, my mind with wisdom and my path with Your favor and grace.

[Ghar Ke Kalesh @gharkekalesh]

Brother chases four boys with a bat after they tease his younger sister🗿

[Reprrid @Reprrid]

He felt safe… until THIS happened 👀

[wambui @wambuijoan2024]

The Funniest part of Linda tumbo Retreat in Mombasa yesterday was Seeing The Donated "Expert" Mbadi Speak..

A whole CS ,,Minister of Finance,..asking Kasongo to Release the Money The Government owes that Odm Faction.

Wanasema they cant even do Grassroot mobilisation because Pesa hamna

tuliwachwa kwa Serikali inaitwa Broadbased Sasa hiyo serikali mliwachwa ndani inawasaidia nini if a Whole CS has to Beg kasongo to Release odm funds ?

yet the Same Mbadi has Always Been ONE Phone call Away WHENEVER KASONGO needs Pocket money,,in Hundreds of Millions For Statehouse Handouts??

Hii serikali ya Breadbased inawasaidia nini when you are actively Begging...

You,,

Beg for Pawa

Beg For Recognition

Beg For Deputy President Position

Beg For Developments

Beg For Zoning

Beg For Respect

Beg for Funds.
Mnateseka mkiwa kwa Serikali kuliko ata wenye tuko Nje😂, Eloi! Eloi!

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The day is 2002 when Moi handed over power to Mwai Kibaki. Moi's bodyguard is seen here below desperately catching flying objects hurled by the crowds at President Daniel Arap Moi as he prepared to take his final national salute before handing over power to President elect Mwai Kibaki at Uhuru Park.

Probably the most difficult day (besides the day in 1982 when he was overthrown for six hours) being a bodyguard to a sitting President. He was forced to be like a goalkeeper at a hockey game,, catching dozens of hockey balls flying towards you at the same time without mittens and protective gear.

Moi was a Dry Kalenjin Man. He didn't flinch despite the security scares, unlike Kasongo who almost wet his pants after a balloon burst. After retirement, Nyayo really struggled to even get VIP access at the Nairobi hospital wing. Power is indeed transient.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

R.I.P to our friends who passed away at a young age we aint forget bout yall 🙏🏻

[@LynneK @lynnek2005]

Meet the B2 Spirit Stealth Bomber! It's undetected every single time. What the pilots eat and drink during the 36 hr mission. *Caffeine is reserved strategically for the fatigue crisis period. It's a long video but worth it.

The video is AI generated!

[Walter 🇳🇬 🇵🇭 🇨🇦 @gamerwalt]

I had a friend.
Sharp guy.
Hustling, building, always had something in the works. But his problem was simple... he loved to talk before he did things or before the deals were done.

He told his boys about the land he was about to buy before he paid the deposit. Two weeks later, someone close to him quietly moved on that same plot. He found out after the papers were signed.

He told people about a contract he was negotiating. Someone in that same circle knew the other party. The numbers got back to them. He lost his leverage and had to accept less than he deserved.

He told a mutual friend his relationship was on shaky at the moment... That same friend slid into his woman's DMs with "I'm here if you need to talk." She didn't leave him for the guy... but something shifted.

Something that never fully came back.

None of these people were his enemies. That's the part that should frighten you. They were people who ate at his table, laughed at his jokes, called him brother.

Information is power... and when you hand it to people freely, you are giving them power over your life that they never earned.

A man who talks too much hands people the blueprint to his downfall... your dreams are not content.
Your struggles are not gist.
Your next move is not a preview.

Guard your life like it depends on it... because it does.

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

Every man’s dream is to own a ranch, keep goats, sheep, cows, chicken, etc. Marry a feminine woman, have kids raised far from city chaos and drama. Grow organic food and live a happy life. May that dream come true.

[Caleb Lemushen @LLemushen]

@Ongesa128188 @Fantasy_Genius2 Hapo kwa kukuwa dry, wacha tu nicheke

[Hon. Caleb Amisi, MP @Honcalebamisi]

The next linda mwananchi meet the people tour will be in Emurua Dikirr .

Amd we shall tell the people nothing but the truth !

Rest in peace our comrade Sir Johanna Ng'eno!

Kenya needs a renaissance!

[boJack @njeng_Ah]

2020. Nyeri is a town with very cheap liqour. Mnasema Frank Gallagher, fikeni Nyeri mjione. Did you know there is a place called Ruringu bar zinafunguliwa 8am kama hoteli? Na inajaa. F4 ilikuwa 80 bob tu. Ni bahati aki sikuwa kipofu 🥲

[St. Bervon @bavonski]

Jeff Koinange has reached that uncle level of functional alcoholism, they know JKL is better off if he's drunk than if he's sober.
He's surving on career capital he stacked in previous years, it's more economically sound to wait for liver cirrhosis to kill him than to fire him.

[JamaaFlani_KE @jamaaflani_KE]

Radio Boiz @kipranjohn @dan_nkuri254 @maafleva_ent @OsotuaCatholic @menyenase #EachOneTeachOne

[siah wanja 🇿🇦 @s1ah_wanja]

Abuya hii si poa.. we’ve seen that woman try for her dad.. si pia wewe you were helped here?..you know it’s not easy and how tweeps make you feel like you owe them.. just choose kindness na uchoree tu.. she’s grieving too🙏🏾😒aaaahhh

[Fitila 💕🇳🇬 @Pirtim]

That moment you realized, you should have minded your own business 😂😂😂😂

[Caleb Lemushen @LLemushen]

@evenmaina @polo_kimanii Wachana na sisi Eve