Diego

Chicken Jockey

[Diego @LLeptons]

What is the point of living if your girlfriend doesnt gobble and slobble on those balls of yours, king?

[Diego @LLeptons]

She doesn’t vibe with the kafkaesque vibe i bring to the function

[Diego @LLeptons]

Jarvis Jiggle my balls a lil

[Diego @LLeptons]

When things get hard, and everything falls apart and life starts fucking you; Cum

[kyrein @2seatlimousine]

@chillextremist

[Diego @LLeptons]

If you betray me and throw me to the wolves…. THEY’LL come back pregnant

[Diego @LLeptons]

Nap-a slight slumber
Kin- family
Napkin- a fucking paper to clean your sloppy face with, whore.

[Diego @LLeptons]

Judge: “Four counts of aggravated assault, six counts of battery, one count of felony manslaughter and two counts of petty theft. Is there anything you’d like to add to lessen the charged brought against you?”

Me: Your honor, im a raven claw 🤓

[Diego @LLeptons]

Type of shit i’ve been on as of late

[Diego @LLeptons]

What if instead of streaks we had freaks and they sucked toes and ate ass

[Mike @ProgPro]

I’ll never forget the time someone said Chris Brown dances like Crash Bandicoot when you leave the controller alone too long

[Dominic @UltraNick24]

Fred saying “facts” is beating my ass LMFAOOOOOOOO

[Diego @LLeptons]

Only the real ones know what i had to do to earn cheese☹️🥺🥺

[ivy @anikaenthusiast]

me slapping austin butlers bald head in dune 2 https://t.co/9IPoz32cnV

[PNG /らりほん （マリカ実況者） @rarihooon]

アストロンしただけなのに…ｗｗ

[Diego @LLeptons]

@sabriinna_v Guns, beer and wheat fields

[Diego @LLeptons]

@sabriinna_v Hopefully jesus christ ✝️

[Diego @LLeptons]

“Have you ever thought about joining the Marin-“

[lon†e @scarycutss]

“You hear that new yeat?”
https://t.co/dyg6qxk1cz