KELLVELI ( -_･) ︻デ═一 ▸

~Chasing a dream one day at a time~ A Twin & ♊️ //K3™️//- TikTok: @kellveli - Student pilot 🛩️👨🏾‍✈️ //EAA282//Undergrad Pre-med💉 $thisaintmymoney

[KELLVELI ( -_･) ︻デ═一 ▸ @LLkell__]

If you ain’t tryin to be like Michelle and Barack ion want it

[KELLVELI ( -_･) ︻デ═一 ▸ @LLkell__]

I’d tell him to forget basketball if I was his dad- we don’t need you killing yourself for a sport you owe nothing to, his pops built a dynasty no need to risk your life trying to run the same lane- he can be the first to focus on and prioritize the business side of ball

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

LeBron James son Bronny suffers a cardiac arrest during a basketball workout at USC and was rushed to the hospital 🙏😔

[KELLVELI ( -_･) ︻デ═一 ▸ @LLkell__]

If you ever see me in the woods fighting a bear…. Help the bear

-DMX

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

You have to survive 20 minutes with one of them for $100 Million

Which are you picking?

[KELLVELI ( -_･) ︻デ═一 ▸ @LLkell__]

They don’t play about there arthritic friendly sports

[🏁XL💰🚀🍊 @BrodieXLXL]

@nojumper Kinda reminds me of this scene..

[Dame @PositiveThug]

@nojumper Woulda been at that MF like

[WZRD🔮 @WzrdRaph]

Me pulling out my phone at the register after I forgot to bring my wallet

[KELLVELI ( -_･) ︻デ═一 ▸ @LLkell__]

Places in America that don’t accept cash as a form of payment can KMA- and if you don’t accept cash but take cash tips you can swallow glass through a straw immediately

[ken 🛰️ @polokiddken]

finna get a spicy deluxe today just because

[Lil 🇵🇸 @Kha__Lil_]

The 11 year old:

[KELLVELI ( -_･) ︻デ═一 ▸ @LLkell__]

The fact buddy came back in— and told everyone to get out, sir, you on the clock bussin pistols in the parking lot- you need to leave the scene sir not getting back to pushin Newport 100s n’ scratch offs.

[KELLVELI ( -_･) ︻デ═一 ▸ @LLkell__]

Paper smokers be like “I smoke papers because I don’t fuck with tobacco” then do shit like this…, smoke outta soda cans and will pull a juul/vape out in mid conversation.

[Koala Puffs @koalapuffss]

Breakfast for Stoners:

[KELLVELI ( -_･) ︻デ═一 ▸ @LLkell__]

@ILYBrittnei I remember Arab money—- but I don’t remember it having an accent in the song 😭😭😭😭 the slight r roll in Arab money is funny af

[KELLVELI ( -_･) ︻デ═一 ▸ @LLkell__]

@DCQ_11

[KELLVELI ( -_･) ︻デ═一 ▸ @LLkell__]

@4kdej_ @Thegirlrenee_ @daBeatm8ker @ATLUncensored Happy dance was not sponsored by her heart and arteries®️™️™️

[KELLVELI ( -_･) ︻デ═一 ▸ @LLkell__]

@theereal_one When the person who was behind you in the original lane, TRYS to not let you back over…. Cuz ima get back over every time.

[Austine @theereal_one]

When you change lanes in traffic and now ya old lane start to move faster

[KELLVELI ( -_･) ︻デ═一 ▸ @LLkell__]

What’s the best full time work schedule yall ever heard of?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When I suddenly wake up and there’s still time left to sleep again

[Dinklebruh (Dinkleberg but in black) @eggfooyoungin]

@hotoffIine The reporter: Why didn’t you pay?

Me: Why didn’t you duck?

The reporter: Why didn’t I duck?

Me: