Leonard Maglasang

[Leonard Maglasang @LLtv]

These words have been in my head for years and like a baby taken about 9 months to get it to this point, ready for other Czechoslovakian eyes. Thanks for the platform @crashdowncom.

[Crashdown.com | Roswell Fans @crashdowncom]

#Roswell – In Its Original Form: The Way It Was Meant To Be by @LLtv. Please read the pre-released article of our Roswell Turns 20 special here: https://t.co/zKFT0J37D3 #Roswell20 #RoswellTVshow #RoswellAnniversary #RoswellTurns20 #MusicMonday #20yearsofRoswell Thank you Leonard!

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL!

But you look at BRON BREAKKER and you look at the other five guys in Money in the Bank, and you KNOW that ain’t true!

Normally, with 6 men, Bron’s got a 16 2/3% chance of winning.

BUT BRON’S A GENETIC FREAK AND HE’S NOT NORMAL!

So you take his 16 2/3% and add 50%, because HALF those guys are gonna shit themselves when they hear that DOG BARK!

Now Bron’s at 66 2/3%.

THEN you add another 25%, because he’s got STEINER BLOOD, and everybody knows Steiner genetics give you at least another quarter!

Now he’s at 91 2/3%.

THEN you add 33 1/3% because THERE’S A 100% CHANCE somebody’s getting SPEARED IN HALF!

Now Bron’s at 125%.

And THEN you add his ORIGINAL 16 2/3% chance back in, BECAUSE YOU CAN’T JUST THROW AWAY GOOD MATH!

125% + 16 2/3% =

141 2/3% CHANCE OF BRON BREAKKER WINNING MONEY IN THE BANK!

THE NUMBERS DON’T LIE!

AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR EVERYBODY ELSE TONIGHT!

[Leonard Maglasang @LLtv]

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[Leonard Maglasang @LLtv]

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[Leonard Maglasang @LLtv]

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Legendary link up 🔥

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

OH YOU WANT STEINER MATH FOR THE WORLD SERIES?!
You want me to break it down between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Blue Jays from Mexico North?!
Well sit down, SHUT UP, and LISTEN TO THE NUMBERS.

You see, normally, each team’s got a 50/50 chance of winning.

BUT the Dodgers are a powerhouse — lineup, bullpen, payroll bigger than most countries budgets —
That gives ‘em a 75% chance off the jump.

Home field advantage? Add 15%.

75% + 15% = 90%

Blue Jays? They’re from Mexico North — soft schedule, cold weather, long flight —
Subtract 10% for travel, 5% for nerves under the lights.

50% - 15% = 35%
But the Dodgers’ momentum drops that another 20%.

Final math:
Dodgers: 90% + 20% clutch = 110%
Blue Jays: 35% - 20% = 15%

And the numbers don’t lie —
They spell DISASTER for the Blue Jays

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

Now let me break this down for all you.

The Bears? They’ve got momentum, aggression, and a home crowd screamin’ like a Steiner line just landed — that gives ‘em a 75% chance of whoopin’ ass right out the gate.

The Saints? They’re walkin’ in beat up, broken down, and clueless. That gives ‘em, MAYBE, a 25% chance, and I’m bein’ generous ‘cause I’m in a good mood!

Now you add in the Soldier Field Factor — that cold, that wind, that concrete jungle — and the Bears’ chance goes up another 20% because that ain’t a stadium, that’s a WAR ZONE.

75% + 20% = 95% chance the Bears dominate.

Now, the Saints? They’re comin’ off a streak worse than a losing poker hand. That’s a -15% loser’s deduction. So their real chances?

25% - 15% = 10% chance of survival

BUT WAIT! There’s more !

You throw in intensity, heart, and raw DOG mentality, and that gives the Bears an extra 33 1/3% chance of bringing the pain, because they ain’t playin’ checkers — they’re body slamming fools into next week.

So what does that leave you with?

Bears: 75 + 20 + 33 1/3 = 128 1/3% chance of winning
Saints: 10% chance of survival — IF they even show up

And the numbers don’t lie — and they spell DISASTER for the Saints in CHICAGO.

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

So let me break it down for all you dummies that don’t understand what just happened…..

You take Seth Rollins — the so-called “Visionary” — and you put him in a ring with Bron Breakker, a Genetic Freak. But what Seth didn’t calculate… was the betrayal quotient.

Now let’s do the math:

Seth thought he had a 100% chance of survival with Bron at his side…

But what he didn’t know is that Bron’s got 66 2/3% loyalty when you factor in family bloodlines, and the other 33 1/3% is PURE RAGE.

So now Seth’s sitting there, asking “WHYYYY?”
I’ll TELL YA WHY!

Because Bron Breakker’s not here to play backup. He’s here to take over! He’s the dog-faced destroyer, and now the leash is OFF.

So Seth…
You took your eye off the math…
You had a 141 2/3% chance of getting BETRAYED…
And now you’re just another statistic in the Steiner Equation of Pain

[Triple H @TripleH]

Just the beginning for La Primera…Incredible performance on the big stage. #AndNew #Wrestlepalooza

[AJ Mendez @TheAJMendez]

You’ve had my back for a decade. This run is for you, my wonderful weirdos.

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

You take your average family—maybe they raise a decent athlete.

25% chance they lift a little, play some high school ball, maybe hit the gym on weekends.

Give ‘em another 33 1/3% for tryin’ real hard.

But when you’re born into the Steiner bloodline?

You don’t “train to compete”—you come out the womb ready to dominate.

Suplex form already locked in, biceps ready to flex, and a stare that clears a locker room.

That’s not potential.

That’s 141 2/3% chance of being stronger, louder, and flat-out better than everybody else.

The rest of you?

You got 0% chance of catchin’ up.

That’s the math. That’s Steiner genetics.

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

See, when you step in the ring with Bron you got a 33⅓ % chance of avoidin’ that spear. But Bron? He’s got freak DNA, so he takes your 33⅓ % chance and BREAKS IT in half — now you got a 16⅔ % chance of survivin’ that first spear!

But that’s not all — because Bron’s got EXPONENTIAL IMPACT. One spear? That’s bad. Two spears? DOUBLE DAMAGE. So you take your 16⅔ % chance, subtract Bron’s 66⅔ % genetic advantage — now you’re sittin’ at a NEGATIVE 50% chance of walkin’ outta there on your own two feet!

And you multiply that by the FACT that when Bron hits the ropes at Steiner Speed, your odds don’t just drop… they go straight to ZERO!

So here’s the FINAL EQUATION:
Your survival chance = (33⅓ % - 66⅔ %) x 2 Spears = YOU’RE DONE!

Steiner Math NEVER LIES.

[Leonard Maglasang @LLtv]

I turned in my Asians are good at math card after my final calculus class in college in 2003 coz none of it made sense to me anymore. If they had taught Steiner Math I might have considered keeping it.

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

Today should be a National Holiday. 17 years later and people STILL can’t handle the equation.
Chances of forgetting it? 0%.
Chances of it living forever? 141 2/3%.

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

Today should be a National Holiday. 17 years later and people STILL can’t handle the equation.
Chances of forgetting it? 0%.
Chances of it living forever? 141 2/3%.

[Drew @DMcIntyreWWE]

Still bored at work lol

[Steven Ray Byrd @StevenRayByrd]

I am thrilled to announce that Coyote vs Acme has been rescued by Ketchup Entertainment and is slated for theatrical release in 2026. This film held immense personal significance for me, as both my son and mother were huge fans of John Cena. Having worked on this project shortly after losing my son, I was deeply invested in its success. Although my role was minor, I was placed in an exciting scene alongside John Cena, which held tremendous emotional value. Witnessing the cast and crew's tireless efforts, I was compelled to fight for the film's completion, not only for personal reasons but also for the sake of New Mexico's film industry. Our collective voices made a profound statement, emphasizing the importance of allowing audiences to determine a film's success. I extend my sincerest gratitude to all who signed the petition and advocated for this film. This victory holds immense significance for me and marks a substantial triumph for the film industry and art as a whole. @dgreenmachine @bauzilla @SteveBPrice @Kurpanek @OrvilleIV @JohnCena and to all the cast and crew and fans of Looney Tunes. We did it !!!! Thank you @Ketchup_Distrib , beyond grateful 🥹

[Leonard Maglasang @LLtv]

That's my arm 🤳🏽

[Xtina E.•¤ ౨ৎ ♡ @Xtinaem]

My teenage self can’t believe this is happening. Omg, I’m sooo happy! 🥹😭❤️ #BackstreetBoys #NYC

@backstreetboys @TODAYshow

[Leonard Maglasang @LLtv]

@Xtinaem @backstreetboys @TODAYshow @nickcarter Hey that's my arm taking a selfie 🤳🏽 with Brian. 😆

Thanks for shooting this.

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

@FadeAwayMedia Jesse Ventura seems to forget that I attended a highly educated university next time I see him there’s a 141 2/3 chance that I will slap him like a bitch….. his navy seal training can’t help him