Let's Larp Guy

[kaid @_kaids]

A TRANS GIRL AND A CIS GIRL IN A RELATIONSHIP IS A LESBIAN COUPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ga(y)mer @jesuuves]

“ah signorina vedo che mariniamo la scuola questa mattina”
“no signò in realtà c’ho 26 anni”

io sono esausta

[Slop @slopish_]

Curse Naoya was born 30 minutes later #jjk

[Debøra pør favør - oOOoUuuUu LuCkY mEeEEe 🇦🇷 @_Choco_torta]

This statement still haunts me daily:

"The concept of us was just more of your bullshit escape fantasy, wasn't it?
You fucked me to run away from your old life, and now you're fucking everyone else to run away from me"

How will Stolas prevent Blitzø from thinking this again?

[MiMi Wonger @nyanee444]

And he literally proved Blitz right by running into Vassagos arms almost immediately after this

[meow @meowscottie]

grown man defends his wife from hate and is called a cuck omg some of yall dont deserve to be loved

[Judgement Kazzer @JudgementKazzer]

"lower performance is completely fair for the most advanced game ever"
"nobody buys physical anymore"
"80 bucks is fully reasonable for the amount of content"
"who cares about pc anyway"
"13 years isn't that long for a game of this magnitude"

[Clarence Wilder @JWIMYS]

As a fat nigga I’ve noticed people love to call me “boss man” now. Never got that shit once when I was skinny

[kylie ₊˚⊹ ࿔ CREEK DAY @creekstyled]

NO KID RANDY
NO CREEK BREAK UP
HELEN TWEAK CONFIRMED
PUT IT DOWN REFERENCE
PC PRINICIAL WOKE

WE ARE SO BACK

[7 @Perfekt_Shawn]

The biggest lie taught in Western literature is that Odysseus was a hero.

Imagine being a gentle giant who just wants to live off the grid, raise your sheep, and make artisanal cheese. Then an unemployed Greek veteran breaks into your cave, refuses to leave under the guise of ancient religious hospitality (Xenia), eats all your goat cheese, gets you blacked out on stolen wine, gouges your only eyeball out with a burning log, and steals your livestock.

In any modern jurisdiction, Polyphemus exercised Castle Doctrine on an armed home invader, but because Odysseus controlled the narrative, we spent 2,800 years calling it an epic poem

[amber @__amberlaughs]

i think it should be legally mandated that before tv writers write the final season of their show they have to sit down and watch season 1 again

[Arina @RomcomUke]

these kids love their larping

[Viola @viviolalalala]

Fucking hell why is it so hard to find a sugar daddy that doesn’t ask for a FUCKING FEE. IF I HAD MONEY I WOULDNT BE ASKING FOR ONE!!

[KiegKillsReality @KiegKills]

Strange Interaction #teamfortress2

[Let's Larp Guy @LM10overCRfr]

@changanomaly Yeah ngl we are killing you. I'm not even kidding, the limbillions are coming as I speak.