L.O.L. Goodman

L.O.L. Goodman is a parody account published in the New Dork Rhymes. Here's why the electoral college will elect Bernie Sanders before a single vote is cast...

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@IDIOTdella WHY WONT TRUMP SHUT UP SO HE CAN WIN! That's anger. Anger that Trump is losing.

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@IDIOTdella and now spends his time furiously tweeting his anger about Trump not being in the lead.

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@HAGOODMANAUTHOR I know how much you want a republican presidency.

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@HAGOODMANAUTHOR I love how one angry white man who never shuts up is going after another.

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@HAGOODMANAUTHOR because some of us don't see a bit of ourselves in the Donald like you do.

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@realDonaldTrump did someone hurt Duckface Donald's wittle feewings? You poor dear.

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@realDonaldTrump Duck Face Donald begs liberals to support failing campaign. Sad!

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...but if this #Bernie2016 stuff doesn't work out, you're still in right @RandPaul? #RandFan #RandPaul2020 #RandForDemocraticNomination

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#BernieOrBust Sanders carries resounding lead among superdelegates drawn from #TYT office staff. His nomination is assured.

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#BernieSandersForPresident2016 Poll of #TYT office staff shows Bernie Sanders will a commanding lead. All other polls fraudulent.

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#Bernie2016 Poll of #TYT paid staff shows that Bernie Sanders is still the favorite for the Democratic nomination.

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#StillSanders Poll of #TYT office shows that Bernie Sanders WILL be the Democratic nominee.

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Progressives MUST urge Bernie Sanders to create a new party where whoever gets less votes will win the nomination. https://t.co/md0yibH3Pm

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If @Democrats continue to ignore 46% of its delegation's requests for platform & rules changes, do we collectively:

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@realDonaldTrump Also, conspiracies =/= facts. And trust me, I know conspiracies. #FBImWithHer

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.@realDonaldTrump TL:DR

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@v1ss_a_v Please direct complaints of parody to @HAGOODMANAUTHOR. He is my muse.

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.@v1ss_a_v big difference between "Sanders supporter" (I actually am one), and what I am parodying.

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.@v1ss_a_v open primaries do not maximize the Sanders advantage. Primaries must be replaced by superdelegates selected by Bernie Sanders.

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#TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet I hope I'm not the first person to think of this joke.

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#LiveBernOrDie Did donors have access to Hillary Clinton's dream journal? Did she give away vital information as she mumbled in her sleep?