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You can call me Doctor. Or Nana. IG: dr_lmb #FandF

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I asked my local Peet's barista for water. He handed me my bottle, "Single origin, Tuolumne river." This guy got jokes.

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@laurenbernz LB2 I would expect nothing less! #LBsFTW

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#happytaxday and also #happybirthday to my pops! I celebrate you and my refund check!

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Just when you think college admissions can't get any worse.... Fake athletic profiles?! Photoshopping sports pictures?! Changing test scores?! This is a bad day for #highered. #bribes #scandal #collegescam

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Just burned my mouth so badly. Darn you insulated cups for masking the danger!!! #fistshake

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That was the best Monday I've had in a long time. Can they all be like that?? #holidaymood

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Hey @Browns, do better. Be better. We are all watching.

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At a coffee shop in Menlo Park and this older white woman's phone rings. Her ringtone you ask? WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?! I did NOT see that coming. Neither did you. #surprise #danceparty

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It's 5:45 and still light out!! Love when the days start to get noticeably longer!! #springbaby

[Taylor Cummings Danseglio @tcummings_21]

24 men’s lacrosse collegiate games to be aired on actual TV through @ESPNU and only 5 women’s. A 5-1 ratio. Another season is upon us with another opportunity to grow our sport nationally & internationally, yet we can’t even get close to the same amount of coverage. Unbelievable.

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NEWS FLASH! Got in my car this morning and the whole windshield was frozen over. The Polar Vortex has reached CA! #justkidding #itsnoteventhatcold #CAwinter

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Happy Lunar New Year!! 🧧 #ChineseNewYear #YearOfThePig

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Just slept through my alarms and missed my yoga class. Alright jetlag. You win.

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@sarah_ek_fong It's definitely a marathon not a sprint. So be kind to yourself! Progress is still progress!!!

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Rooting for @ClemsonFB for my friend @robertmhayden and rooting for @AlabamaFTBL mostly to annoy my brother.... it's a tough call. #GoTigers #RollTideRoll

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@jackiemyswag Ah but is that black or blue?

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Want a work challenge? Try a conference call at LAX..... #saywhat #speaklouder #yesiwasthatperson #worklife

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How I know I'm really sick: I stayed in bed until 8:30am. #latemorning #morningperson

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The power goes out at work. No problem. Phones cut off. No problem. Internet is out?! SAY WHAT?!!! But how am I supposed to function?

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@DaisyHaas The time of day, book, or the movie?