LM Jeanette

Aspiring YA fantasy author, insatiable reader, wordplay connoisseur. Semi-pro nerd. Part-time librarian, archer, baker; full-time bisexual. she/her 🐝

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Marianne is bent on completing her late father’s life’s work—finding a legendary magical treasure. Charlie’s just a pirate, who never expected the beautiful girl she rescued to drag her into a race across seas...against the woman who murdered her mother. #pitmad #YA #F #LGBT

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@TessaDare Strategic incompetence

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@TessaDare Oh, yes! I had a rough couple of years after college and grad school, my ADHD hit hard, I felt like I was struggling with EVERYTHING, and the only thing that I really cared about was devouring as many romances as I could. They keep me sane sometimes, when nothing else helps.

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@CassianBlack I think nugle lol

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@CassianBlack On like my second day of work my boss actually informed that I was kind of overdressed and it was totally cool for me to come in wearing t-shirts if I wanted lol

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Me: so we watched Clueless, which I had never seen—

Mom: YOU HADN’T?!

Me: you were literally there for my whole childhood, did we ever watch this film even once, why is this a surprise to you

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@CassianBlack (Fun fact, this also works pretty well for things like anxious and compulsive thoughts too. “You checked the front door lock four times but what if—“ “oh shut up Chad I locked it for gods sake”)

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@CassianBlack Yup, the fear’ll getcha! And it’s wrong, because you are the ONLY one who can write that damn scene! Name the bitchy cheerleader inside of you and set yourself free to only experience regular ‘my motivation has taken a Caribbean cruise’ writers block!

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@nickicmoon Friends to lovers
Cuddling for warmth
Hiding an injury until you dramatically collapse and your friends stand around in horror as your sacrifice dawns on them
Bubble fight (or any mundane activity that somehow ends in throwing things at each other playfully)

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@thamesenator

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@mixbecca i hate this so much 😭😭😭 yeah, so if anyone needs me I’ll be living the remainder of my days in a ramshackle hut in the Wyoming wilderness far from any cell reception or wifi. communication by pigeon only.

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@mixbecca What do you MEAN fish don’t exist??? What the hell is swimming in that tank on my sister’s nightstand???? Please, I am losing my mind how can fish not exist

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@CieraBurch017 HEY LOOK AT YOU YOU’RE SO TALENTED AND I LOVE YOU

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/ffvP7Tfv9B

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Me: I’m going to take a shower, you can have the TV now

Mom: Why, are you going somewhere?

Me: ...no? I just...want...to be clean...? As you...have always taught me...?

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@alexjaylore I’m so sorry.

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@PutmanScarlett RIGHT?! I was listening to an audiobook and I felt like I had been punched in the face

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Deeply shaken and upset to discover that ‘tousled’ is NOT pronounced the same as ‘tussled’, but in fact has the ‘ow’ sound found in ‘cow’ and ‘ouch’

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@nickicmoon Literally the greatest trope of all time, I would personally love you forever

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Hey #WritingCommunity!!

YOU NEED TO KNOW.

You are SMART🤓
You’re TALENTED🤩
You’re doing a GOOD JOB👍🏼
You’re DRINKING some WATER 💧
You’re EATING some FRUIT🍎
You’re STRETCHING 🙆‍♀️

and...I LOVE YOU. 💜💜💜