Laura Shepard

Just me, myself, and I popping off about music, Disneyland, communications, WSU, and anything else that comes to mind. 🫶🧣🗽🐍❤️🥂 🍁🕛 #pac2 #gocougs

[Laura Shepard @LM_Shepard]

@ELGL50 I seek out city/county council meetings on public access.

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@USGSVolcanoes @central254441 Bravo, USGS Volcanoes. Bravo!!!

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@jeremarketer IRL and Twitter just collided. I was about to nuke my “other” file in Outlook and saw a webinar invite from you. I thought, “no, that can’t be the same…” and it was. Looks interesting.

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@allenanalysis The smallest man who ever lived…

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@Dont_Blame_Bri Gen X Swiftie just laughing my ass off. 🤣

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@fox12oregon Er, looks like mange to me. Poor rabbit has mites. But well done with the clickbait.

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@realf_inlegacy I am so sorry.

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@DougWahl1 Yes

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I don’t know who to be more pissed at, .@kroger for not being able to keep Gateway Fred Meyer safe for associates or customers or .@CityofPDX & .@multco for pushing every problem in Portland to our area. Thanks for ripping out the heart of our neighborhood.

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There is a line out the store and you are haggling over watch repair? Get a grip lady.

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@OregonDOT you’re not even working on the entire stretch at the same time. You couldn’t phase it? Like maybe open the Lloyd onramp while you’re back by Halsey? #fail

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So @OregonDOT if you are going to close a major freeway for a weekend. I drive it every day and there was not one warning or sign all eff’ing week on 84- W. Why bother, it is just going to get tagged again.

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Dear pedestrians, when you have the right of way, please stop trying to waive me through and just cross the eff’ing street and just get on with your day.

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@notcapnamerica WTF?!

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@LongTimeHistory JFC…

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Dying, the three staff who took the baggage and checked people in @AlaskaAir are now working the gate. These poor staffers. Are they flying the plane too? Why fly in here if this is how you staff it?

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What a poo show @AlaskaAir. I finally got to through TSA Precheck and apparently you removed it from my ticket? The paper ticket you gave me when I went back to the counter is useless. Do you even know how to run an airline anymore? #fail

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@Acyn Uh they should keep @duranduran out of their mouths. What a pack of buffoons.

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@ArtCandee Uh…. tell me you weren’t alive during Apartheid without telling me. Not a serious person among them.

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@AlaskaAir Indeed but you’re still a global company intentionally understaffing a major airport. But maximize that value for shareholders. Seems too high a cost for pissed off passengers.

[Laura Shepard @LM_Shepard]

So @AlaskaAir you only staff your counter in the Nashville airport in the morning and the afternoon? Lines of people stacking up to drop bags and check in. You’re a global company, you can’t afford one person all day in Nashville? Do you even try anymore? #fail

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@AlaskaAir You have at least 50 very annoyed passengers stacked up and you’re sorry for the “disappointment” you might publish this somewhere so people can plan. #fail