Lucius Malfoy

'Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.'

[Lucius Malfoy @LMaIfoy]

Will #Gay be censored in #Russia? Don't Go There! TELL #SaintPetersburg Governor to veto this law: http://t.co/RRL4tbX0 Sign this please.

[Lucius Malfoy @LMaIfoy]

Registered for Pottermore and now eagerly awaiting #SharkWeek, I have brilliant priorities.

[The Dark Lord @Lord_Voldemort7]

#amywinehouse has died. The cause of death is unknown but there are rumors Mrs. Weasley mistook her for Bellatrix Lestrange...

[Lucius Malfoy @LMaIfoy]

Like to roleplay Harry Potter? Check out this new site, apply, roleplay, enjoy. http://bit.ly/ks4Y7v (Hell you can even be me!)

[Lucius Malfoy @LMaIfoy]

Casey Anthony is possibly the most narcissistic thing I've ever see, she makes Voldemort look Humble, and Selfless.

[Lucius Malfoy @LMaIfoy]

Rye and Gingers.

[The Dark Lord @Lord_Voldemort7]

Staircase is trending. I feel it's only appropriate that "Harry Potter" trend too so that he can be in his rightful place under it.

[Lucius Malfoy @LMaIfoy]

As far away from my collegues as possible #vacationwishlist.

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Does having over 9000 bottles of wine constitute the diagnosis of a compulsive hoarder? Find out next week on A&E's smash hit #hoarders.

[Lucius Malfoy @LMaIfoy]

Getting a tattoo that forever binds you to another man. #relationshipkillers #sorrynarcissa.

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Blame Canada for the sudden influx in horrid female vocalists. Who the bloody hell is Justine Beaver? Why is my son listening to her?

[Lucius Malfoy @LMaIfoy]

#wordsthatdescribeme shameless meth addict, abusive father, death eater, alcoholic.

[Lucius Malfoy @LMaIfoy]

Spending several months in a muggle rehab facility has made me want wizard meth even more, I even met a weasley with #theclap. #lindsaylohan

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Justin Bieber thinks rape happens for a reason. How #notsexy of him. http://bit.ly/exCtzK

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I've decided I'm going to follow the @HipsterMermaid, so that I can understand what Draco is going through right now.

[Lucius Malfoy @LMaIfoy]

My 1200th tweet goes to @UndeadBellatrix, @MrRonaldWeasley & @Crysandrea (for being my home away from home.)

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This makes about as much sense and is about as productive as most of our death eater meetings. http://youtu.be/G18jhC3b53A

[Lucius Malfoy @LMaIfoy]

If Draco had been a girl, his name was going to be Eugenia. Narcissa was insistent. She was heart broken when she had a boy.

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@UndeadBellatrix Or we could imperius him, and have him persuade his fangirls to wreak havoc all over the world. #proverbialbeardstroke.