Lightning McQueefers

The hottest team in Rec League softball

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Queef sweep retards that’s 4-0 in games we tailgated

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We are queefing so hard rn #queefsweep for the first time in a year. That one might be wet

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We’re so back

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@jameswafrican We simply report on the team on this account

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Is general manager and pitcher @jameswafrican becoming a locker room problem? Rumblings from the McQueefer faithful

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Seen as a prophet* by many and a fanatic by some, team captain Sears is receiving backlash for bringing back statistics in spring training. A source reached out for comment. The response: “kys [redacted]”

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Leaky Queefs: Holes in lineup cost McQueefers in spring training as they drop both games

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It’s time

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The queefening is upon us. Playoffs 730 field 8

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OH NO!!! Wrong hole again! #queefsweep

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#QUEEFSWEEP

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The Queefening is upon us yet again. The Venezuelans didn’t have a chance. No English, no problem buddy

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What the queef is going on out here

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Back by popular demand with a QUEEF SWEEP

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Queefing left and right you’d think there was a frog in the dugout #QUEEFSWEEP 2-0

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Welcome to dongtown

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The queefy queefy queefer guys cap off spring training with a split ending in a 15 run win, wrecking major dick along the way #queefsup

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Looking at the roster for next session

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THE QUEEFENING HAS BEGUN!!! DOWN 9 IN THE 7TH NO PROBLEM!!!

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Fuck this shit