Lindsay Michaels

Buffalove, NY❄️❤️

[Lindsay Michaels @LMichaels5]

Idk man I just feel like if something makes you happy, even temporarily, you need to do it. While you're young, while you can.

[Lindsay Michaels @LMichaels5]

@courtneyolivia Lmaoooo accurate

[Lindsay Michaels @LMichaels5]

At Rite Aid and the cashier says to the lady in front of me “Ok your total’s $266” …….
What in God’s name could she have bought for TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY SIX DOLLARS at Rite Aid???????
I need answers. Immediately.

[Lindsay Michaels @LMichaels5]

@HunterBell7 I’m offended you didn’t even text me about this. Of course we’re going

[Lindsay Michaels @LMichaels5]

I wish everyone I know&love would collectively realize that New York is a trash state so we could all move somewhere else🤠

[Lindsay Michaels @LMichaels5]

@VinnyArgentieri @Rmiller54 I was gonna say, the accuracy😂

[Lindsay Michaels @LMichaels5]

An actual image of me tomorrow trying to fight the cold at the only Bills game I’ve attended this year:

[Lindsay Michaels @LMichaels5]

Yes, yes it is

[Lindsay Michaels @LMichaels5]

Wait so do my 5am clients not have to wear their masks at the gym but my 6am clients do???? Hahahahah

Make it make sense. I’m begging.

[Lindsay Michaels @LMichaels5]

Absolutely comical being a bartender and a personal trainer in the state of NY lmaooooo

[Lindsay Michaels @LMichaels5]

@courtneyolivia @k_sorbini @kensey_pietz

[Lindsay Michaels @LMichaels5]

@courtneyolivia LATE NIGHTS IN THE MIDDLE OF JUUUNNEE

[Lindsay Michaels @LMichaels5]

In the line to get in EBC and people keep getting in line behind us asking “is this the line for EBC?”
Nicole: “NO it’s the line for THE NERDS”
💀

[Lindsay Michaels @LMichaels5]

The cringiest thing I’ve seen recently is people recording their reactions to things like watching a game/show/whatever as if they’re unaware of the cell phone being propped up probably on a candle or some shit and I just really hope those people’s acting careers take off!!

[Lindsay Michaels @LMichaels5]

Wtf do you mean you just “put it right in the flame” ????? You have no strategy?? You don’t rotate it?? Unbelievable

[Lindsay Michaels @LMichaels5]

I don’t have many talents in life but something I am *actually* great at is cooking marshmallows over a fire and it is absolutely astounding the way some people cook marshmallows

[Lindsay Michaels @LMichaels5]

Not me damn near having a heart attack in the plumbing isle at Lowe’s picking out a kitchen faucet!!!! Don’t renovate your house it is 100% as stressful as everyone clearly and consistently warns you!!! Wouldn’t recommend!!!

[Lindsay Michaels @LMichaels5]

@courtneyolivia Dude are you KIDDING🤤

[Lindsay Michaels @LMichaels5]

Like how many random girls do you follow where they have the cutest dress but you can’t find it at any store in stock and they probably won’t ever wear it again anyways so why not rent it out????

[Lindsay Michaels @LMichaels5]

There needs to be a thing where girls can upload pics of a dress/outfit/bag etc to a site and you can anonymously rent them out to other girls in the area and send them back