Lauren Elaine Mills

Good vibes, better vernacular.📍CLT

[Lauren Elaine Mills @LMills_]

“Racism isn’t born, folks. It’s taught. I have a 2-year-old son. Know what he hates? Naps. End of list.” - Dennis Leary, 1992

[Lauren Elaine Mills @LMills_]

@marapauladonati That was so kind! We ended up arranging a watch party at home with friends, but that would’ve been AMAZING

[Lauren Elaine Mills @LMills_]

@Ticketmaster @LenovoCenter @Canes There were only 2,000 people ahead of me in the queue & yet I was unable to purchase a single ticket, much less 4 tickets, for Sunday’s Game 6 watch party? The math ain’t math-ing. Incredibly disappointed.

[Lauren Elaine Mills @LMills_]

@Carola_etc @Ticketmaster @LenovoCenter @Canes Blast it on social media, it’s the only thing that ever moves the needle.

[Lauren Elaine Mills @LMills_]

I love being drunk at the airport. The people watching opportunities are endless.

[Lauren Elaine Mills @LMills_]

This airport bar is blasting Ja Rule & I’m so here for it

[Lauren Elaine Mills @LMills_]

Wouldn’t be my birthday if I didn’t cry 50 times about everything & nothing

[Lauren Elaine Mills @LMills_]

I know that I’m insane because I’m watching March Madness & my first thought seeing the full stadium was, “Damn, all those people had to file their taxes”

[Swishergirl @Swishergirl24]

I don’t understand why conservatives are upset about Rihanna grabbing her pussy. Isn’t that the platform Trump ran on?

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Some boomer tendencies rock. Subtitles on shows? Incredible. Eating dinner at 4pm to sleep by 9? Iconic. Needing to be comfortable at all times? Hell yeah.

[february🧸 @spikenerxx]

im sorry, aint nobody ever writing a banger like toni morrison when she wrote "Yes, but my lonely is mine. Now your lonely is somebody else's. Made by somebody else and handed to you. Ain't that something? A secondhand lonely.”

ain't nobody ever touching that

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

School meals should be free for everybody. Charging children to eat somewhere they are legally required to be for the entire day is exploitative.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Instead of: no one wants to work anymore. Try: no one wants to be exploited anymore.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Yes, the person making food at McDonalds should be able to afford rent and groceries with their paycheck.

[Lauren Elaine Mills @LMills_]

Sorry, can’t come into work tomorrow. Caught a vibe.

[Skoog @Skoog]

everyone: exercise will help your depression

me: ah, but can you guess why i find it hard to exercise?

[trash jones @jzux]

job interviewer: so what are some of your strengths

me: i can have a breakdown so quietly