Lucas Maloney

I tweet stuff on here, I might be joking I might not be I’m not even really sure

[Lucas Maloney @LMologna]

“Little miss shut the hell up”

[Lucas Maloney @LMologna]

Imagine working out and not filming it.

[Lucas Maloney @LMologna]

The reason I didn’t see your snap story was because of all the adds I had to click through.

[Lucas Maloney @LMologna]

@AthleticHottie1 Yes

[Lucas Maloney @LMologna]

@BizNasty2point0 Oh man you must love to be attacked

[Lucas Maloney @LMologna]

Refs have it so easy nowadays…they can just be like “yeah I fucked up, my bad, let’s just go check the camera and we can change the call”…. back in the day if you blew a call you got murdered in the parking lot

[Lucas Maloney @LMologna]

Everyone knows an obnoxious girl named Meghan

[Lucas Maloney @LMologna]

Those crazy people that were filling up garbage cans with gasoline ila few months ago don’t seem so crazy anymore. I think I’m going to start taking my razor scooter to work

[16 @16Documentary]

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[Lucas Maloney @LMologna]

@CordUpTime bet you the average Rangers knows more about the sport of hockey than Isles fan.

[Lucas Maloney @LMologna]

I’m not starting at you I just don’t want to use the machine you’re using

[Lucas Maloney @LMologna]

So now we’re justifying posting a bunch pictures at once that nobody actually scrolls through by calling it a “photo dump”

[Lucas Maloney @LMologna]

Its shocking how wrong i was about what some of your nose and mouths looked like without a mask on

[Lucas Maloney @LMologna]

I can’t wait to watch how confused everyone is with there masks off.

[Lucas Maloney @LMologna]

The pandemic isn’t a conversational piece anymore , get new material.

[Lucas Maloney @LMologna]

Drinking enough water to stay hydrated it is way too time consuming

[Lucas Maloney @LMologna]

I had a really bad sugar craving(cause it’s a Saturday night and I wanted to party) so I treated myself to 2 handfuls of trail mix and a Gatorade zero. This shit sucks I hate adulting.

[Lucas Maloney @LMologna]

I’ll be drinking my first coffee thinking about when I’ll have my second coffee

[Chris H @Heavy__C]

@dylan_dethier My wife would have said "so you're done? What's your eta?"

[Lucas Maloney @LMologna]

These maids tryin to make me pull a hammy tryna kick the sheets out from under the mattress.