garbauge rat

not an alien • tpwk • long live zorp ✌🏻

[garbauge rat @LNKoopman]

Me: *leaves a chocolate chip cookie on the counter*

Gregory, my kitchen mouse:

[garbauge rat @LNKoopman]

I hope the person responsible for chunky monkey ice cream is having a good day

[garbauge rat @LNKoopman]

*black cat, but yes it is so nice

[garbauge rat @LNKoopman]

I ordered a chalupa meal (no tomatoes or sour cream, I’m not an animal) and received: a chalupa meal WITH tomatoes and sour cream but NO chicken.. after all I’ve done for you… count your days taco bell

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Lady Gaga doing satanic pop music… ABRACADABRA WE ARE SO BACK!!!

[garbauge rat @LNKoopman]

Abracadabra is for the ARTPOP girlies (it’s me, I’m the ARTPOP girlies (till I fcking die))

[garbauge rat @LNKoopman]

@bun_with_luv idk what it is.. I can’t get behind her & I’ve tried so hard 😭😭😭 there’s just something in her spirit that won’t allow me to like her music

[garbauge rat @LNKoopman]

i know this isn’t a safe space to say this but i don’t like gracie abrams

[garbauge rat @LNKoopman]

okay but has @katya_zamo seen this

[andrea @californut]

a man drunk texting u is so cute like okay princess what do u want

[spelunky fc @spelunky_]

trump supporters are always like “i hope you don’t hate me because of who i voted for” but based on who you voted for, i’m pretty sure you hate me

[garbauge rat @LNKoopman]

is he gonna fix that fugly spray tan before Tuesday???

[garbauge rat @LNKoopman]

sharing music is my favorite love language like yes thank you for thinking of me here is a song in return

[garbauge rat @LNKoopman]

nothing crazy I just need attention all the time or I wilt

[garbauge rat @LNKoopman]

taylor you filthy bitch how dare you bring out all the new outfits and still no rep tv please we are sick and I’m reporting you

[garbauge rat @LNKoopman]

where did all my drafts go elon you rat bastard

[garbauge rat @LNKoopman]

born to take pictures of my tits, forced to work in marketing

[냠냠쥰이 ㉧㉣㉣ @hobibihoba]

happy mother's day