David

US Army Veteran | Been around the world a time or two. Still not done fighting for others.

[David @LO2daPEZ]

@LittleMissLizz The word I’m looking for is… pizzazz!

[David @LO2daPEZ]

PSA, if you’re coming to purchase something at a store five minutes after closing and you still get service, don’t then complain to the manager that you felt rushed.

[Marty Hogan @marty_hogan]

OK... take my money

[Carolina Teague @CTtheMicSlayer]

My Barbacoa Mexican
My Brisket is Texan
My Grandma in Heaven
Spurs in Seven

- @EricMGarcia

[David @LO2daPEZ]

@tuitero_rafael I think the excuse was that it wouldn’t be safe in Mexico due to the cartels. As if they wouldn’t have a cease-fire for the freaking World Cup

[David @LO2daPEZ]

@LePapillonBlu2 Mother Nature said ‘not on my watch’

[David @LO2daPEZ]

@shaunvlog_ The key is to drink a Big Red while eating Barbacoa tacos 🌮

[David @LO2daPEZ]

@LittleMissLizz Must have been a good nap 😴

[David @LO2daPEZ]

@SpursJackals I knew it was going to game 7. Everyone thought I was crazy

[David @LO2daPEZ]

@CleanGuayabera Red Alert 2

[David @LO2daPEZ]

Any Cantinflas

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Any Cary Grant

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT

[David @LO2daPEZ]

@LittleMissLizz Just spray some WD-40 on them and it’ll help 😄

[David @LO2daPEZ]

@Hellokraze @jennahaze @harlikane you belong in this!

[David @LO2daPEZ]

@Chris_Meloni Still blames liberals and Democrats for the current state of Texas even though their special breed of Republicans have been in control for around thirty years in Texas.

[David @LO2daPEZ]

@ClaireMax Wishing her a speedy recovery and sending healing vibes

[David @LO2daPEZ]

Revenge of the Sith is playing in the break room and a young coworker has never seen it. She lost it during Order 66. Poor thing. She don’t know what awaits Anakin and Padmé 😢

[She-Rage, Princess of Pain @ClaireMax]

If I had a nickel for every time I cosplayed a blonde woman named Carol who has beef with some aliens, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice

[David @LO2daPEZ]

@missshrey_ The only part that would be difficult about that trip is that there is absolutely nothing there but flat ground. At least with Texas you got different biomes and scenery. Driving from Houston to Omaha is not for the weak.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

almost forgot to wish everybody a happy Confederate Surrender Day