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Fixed it for you

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Report: Even with it literally spelled out for him, Jaren Albright still doesn't know who LOFFAReport is https://t.co/4QKRqEpgmT

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Happy birthday to my LOFFAReport co-founder and Director of Social Media, thanks for being a such a good homie ❤️

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Most Dynamic Duo 🏆

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Biggest disappearing act 🏆

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🏆 MVP (nominations from an unnamed league official)

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Worst Attendance 🏆

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Most Sconed Basshead 🏆

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Worst Injury 🏆

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🏆 Worst Referee

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Biggest Crybaby 🏆

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🏆2017 LOFFAREPORT AWARDS🏆

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BREAKING: Connor Schlitt becomes first recorded human being in mankind history to suffer a broken nose in flag football, a non-contact sport

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LOHS Athletic Director Chris Bell will not permit LOFFA to use the HS football field, continuing his streak of ruining football for kids.

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SOURCES: Jack Barker Bassheads' halftime snacks will consist of molly and Percocets

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Pocock Rangers select Connor Hughes, team immediately implodes

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Source: Gies' first comments on being drafted: "OH MY GOD FUUUCK CMON DUDE NOOOO"

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17th overall pick Jared Gies drafted to Barker Bassheads, immediately demands trade

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Mrs. Boudreau says LOFFA members must get a HERO pass before the draft, when asked why she responded with" because I fucking feel like it"

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UPDATE: Here is a live look-in at 2018 prospect Jordan Lewis aka "Slim Beef" calculating what round he will get drafted in

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Report: Taggart Hatch to withdraw from LOFFA participation, out indefinitely with busted left nut. Yes literally.

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Upon hearing that the LOFFA Draft Combine will feature a bench press, Devon Anderson says he will not show up, saying "that shit too heavy"