Geiko

Habs enthusiast | Absolute dog grandmaster ADC player | Bot laner for Stasis Gaming - @stasisgaminggg

[Geiko @LOLGeiko]

@Marcotte_LoL Thanks for the bubble 🐐

[Geiko @LOLGeiko]

Riot needs to reset high elo ladder at this point. +30 -10 for 150 games regardless of win rate, challenger cutoff goes up to 1200lp. Now they “fix” it everyone’s +15/17 -23/25. Nobody plays, cutoffs are free falling. Surely this is not a real season get your shit together riot.

[Geiko @LOLGeiko]

Cooked Midorima for 5 seconds. I peaked. Might be time for unc to retire.

Gg guys, learning a lot from these games.

[Fawn @Fawnlol17]

https://t.co/PDYh4Q3War
... Draft Gap ...

[Geiko @LOLGeiko]

@rachyylol Its end of season... always feels that way. Wait 2 more weeks

[Geiko @LOLGeiko]

@hij0delaruina @L9_Soraka Soraka R removes them...

[boc @BoccChoy]

Still looking for a solid ERL option!

[Geiko @LOLGeiko]

@gabslol17 @Viral_vortex1 @realgirlfights_ Fk you saying research before posting for even you don't know the actual story lol

[Geiko @LOLGeiko]

@222805lionsgate @drewlevin "Got great success with it"...

[Geiko @LOLGeiko]

I might finally be out of High Noon Lucian jail...

[SkinSpotlights @SkinSpotlights]

Sunken Shadows Nami and Lucian Splash Arts

[Geiko @LOLGeiko]

@FAB_AK609 @ursungirl @playriftbound Her's is signed...

[Matified @matifiedcustoms]

‼️Winners Choice Giveaway‼️

Since I’ve been a huge League of Legends fan for years, I’m extremely excited about the launch of Riftbound, so I would like to giveaway an official Riftbound playmat that was foiled out by me. Winner will be able to choose one playmat from Ahri, Volibear, and Miss Fortune. Winner will also be able to choose with or without the left side counters. All you have to do is:

1. Follow us
2. Repost
3. Like the Post
4. Optional (Comment your favorite Champion)

These and Jinx will be available for purchase later this Sunday on our website. Extremely limited supplies. I’ll pick a random winner Sunday 11/23, Good luck to everyone!

We also have some exciting news and another giveaway we will be announcing this weekend with the Lorcana Mickey and Jasmine playmat drop. So be on the lookout. 👀

[Geiko @LOLGeiko]

I thought we we're heading in a good direction with the return of LCS and promising players.

Then i open twitter and see Busio...

[Geiko @LOLGeiko]

@L9HitlerDroben Its very well known at this point that this guy is a complete pig... I feel ragebaited every time i see clips of him

[Geiko @LOLGeiko]

@BZ_EUW Tanks are NOT balanced...

[Geiko @LOLGeiko]

@konemuted Bro xQC is so unserious 💀

[Geiko @LOLGeiko]

My sleep schedule is fucked GG

[Geiko @LOLGeiko]

@SaskioLoL Real need a Lulu kitten rn

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

I've officially duo'd with every type of egirl that exists in League of Legends

after years of "market research" in every elo from iron to challenger, here's my list:

LULU
god-tier duo. the pocket enchanter who exists only to make YOU look good.
zero ego, just pumps resources into you. will W you for MS, ult you in fights, and never complain.
the only duo you can int on and she'll still say "unlucky, that's okay babe, we go next"
she knows her job is making you unkillable and she LOVES DOING IT.
has a 95% wr on rengar

YUUMI
the ultimate low-effort asset. literally AFK and still climbs.
had one in plat who would attach to me, hit E, and watch netflix.
you carry her dead weight but she makes you feel like a raid boss.
probably "eepy"
perfect for ego inflation. you're basically playing 1v9 with a stat boost.
my feet is better though

JANNA
the ultimate egirl. you're not her only duo, you're on the fucking rotation.
caught mine duoing with three other ADCs in the same week.
zero loyalty, just wants the W and will move on to whoever's online.
will peel you perfectly then add the enemy jungler after the game.

NAMI
will lecture you on wave management in silver.
will miss every bubble and use E for no reason
builds unoptimized items and says "oops I was following recommended :3"
50/50 if they are good or not.
always loses with Lucian

SORAKA
the helicopter mom. will heal you through your worst decisions.
had one keep me alive while i tower dove 1v3 like it was HER job to make my int work.
presses W until she's at 10 hp then dies to a caster minion.
will sacrifice herself to save you even when you're 0/7 and clearly not worth it.
asks you to hop on lovense
keeper for sure

SERAPHINE
thinks she's the carry because she hit R in one teamfight.
the ego of a mid laner with the impact of a caster minion.
will miss every Q and E but wins anyways because Seraphine op
says "slay" every other sentence
uses :3 a lot
probably catfishing

KARMA
the flex player who thinks she's above the role.
builds full AP, takes every kill with Q
she's not really supporting. she's playing mid lane from the bot role.
you don't duo with her to climb. you duo with her because she's hot
50% of the time she's useful. the other 50% she's complaining

MORGANA
never uses e properly
miss every Q, screws the wave over with w, and still act like she's carrying.
but when she hits that one binding that wins the game? suddenly she's the main character.
never build zhonyas

LUX
not a support. a mid laner with daddy issues.
she takes every kill, builds full AP, and calls YOU the KDA player.
had one steal my penta then say "oops sorry :3"
never wards

SONA
the AFK queen. you're not her duo, you're her bodyguard.
she scales for free while you 1v2 the lane.
had one who would hit Q off cooldown and not say a word for 30 minutes.
then late game she's god-tier and acts like she carried.

ZYRA
a war criminal. will steal every kill and out-damage you.
duoed with one in gold who ended 12/2/3 as SUPPORT and said "SUP DIFF"
she's not supporting. she's playing solo lane bot with a spectator.
you don't duo with her. you just exist while she 1v9s and flames you.
takes cs "accidently"
will ask if you have been pegged before

screenshot no relation

study the saskio way

[Geiko @LOLGeiko]

@BoccChoy @GG_SUPERNOVA @flamehard Good coach and also bald

[boc @BoccChoy]

LFT Coach for 2026

I focus on psychological safety and holistic player development, creating an environment where players feel supported in their growth.

Experienced w/ Rookies → former LCS/LTA.

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